That's What She Said

Dirty minded.. Basically for everything.

Tom: "That's a long stick you got there Jim."
Jim: "That's what she said"
Tom: "Get the fuck out."

by DisownedBySatan August 15, 2015

That's What She Said

A "comeback" or comment to make a conversation into a sexual joke. First said on The Office, it is way to turn a comment dirty

"Wow, that's long."
"That's what she said!"

"Can I touch it?"
"That's what she said!"

"My hand is wet!"
"OH...That's what she said!

by XxKayleyxX August 11, 2016

That's What She Said

A phrase used to hint at something that sounded sexual in a statement.

Person 1: Cockfighting is illegal

Person 2: Hahaha! That's What She Said!

by sweetsacrifice May 4, 2010

That's What She Said

a) One of the DUMBEST sexual-based jokes.
b) A joke used to make anything sound sexual.

She, being the imaginary girl he *supposedly* had "it" with.
She said, meaning what she said during the process of his *imaginary* sexual intercourse.

Ex:

Teacher: Bob, give it to me, it's mine!
Boy: That's what she said!

Ex 2:
Boy 1: Ew man! Look, I got it all over me!
Boy 2: Woah dude, you're gonna have to rub this all over it!
Boy 3: THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!

by ---♥--- June 2, 2009

That's What She Said

The gayist joke that man has ever created. Let's just say it got REALLY old REALL fast..

"Man that took forever."
"THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!!"
"Hahaha! SHUT THE FUCK UP!!"

by BBHudson October 30, 2011

That’s what she said

The best joke ever created, popularized by the NBC show “The Office”. Famously said a lot by the character Michael Scott.

Dwight: I can’t believe you came.
Michael: That’s what she said.

by TotallyNotHudson November 13, 2019

that's what she said

The most versatile joke on Earth.

"I think we can fit that in with the rest of them."
"That's what she said."

"Make sure it's long enough."
"That's what she said!"

"It hurts a little but it's not too bad."
"THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!!"

"John, we're concerned about your drinking."
"THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID.... Oh."

by Cockulon 3000 August 26, 2007