Thao

girls name, but if a guy has it then he has a huge dick

Wow that guy is a thao i would suck him up!

by imthecoolestguyever March 23, 2009

thao

A common vietnamese name. Usually a very hot/pretty/hilarious chick or a very ugly chick. The name can be mis-pronounced as "Towel" / "Cow" / or "Tao".

A : Who's that hot chick right there?
B : It's Thao, she moved here 3 weeks ago!

by xTylorzzzzz December 21, 2008

thao

cute , baby

my girlfriend is thao

by ubb January 2, 2010

thao

1. a small marsupial from the country of Vietnam. Appears timid and shy, but when approached, can become vicious and has a high pitched squeel as an alert to get away. Incredibly outgoing, this creature is often seen in the background of tourist photos displaying a two finger pose with it's claws, in what looks like the shape of a peace sign. Thao's live off a balanced diet of shrimp noodles and tostada bowls. An endangered species, this animal has been relocated to UTC in California to be monitored and protected.
Caution: When approaching a Thao, do not make any sudden movements and remove all large framed sunglasses and purses.

2. a slang word meaning "slut" or "whore"

1. The sign at the zoo said "please do not feed the Thaos"

2. OO! That girl in the short skirt is a number 10 Thao!

by TLOVEST August 27, 2006

thao

an astonishingly enormous and hidious looking animal belonging to the wilderness of vietnam;
decrpition: repulsive, nasty, threatning, menace, mammoth, sloppy

fuck is that a thao? thats needs to be caged!

by minkfuck October 8, 2006

thao

A Budha looking charachter originating from Vietnam. His hobbies are killing Tanner and getting mad at other people. He is very quick to get angry and has a violence problem.

-Hey Bob
-Shut Uploser
-No need to get mad
-Get me noodles now
-No need to be such a Thao

by The Greatest (ever) October 27, 2007

thao

how

thao is dinner?

by thaonguyen June 6, 2009