The two tree principal principal 

Is when two people have such a deep connection that it hurts when there apart. The connection is spiritual and they can always feel each other’s energy.

Hay man The two tree principal principal just explains us perfectly.

The two tree principal principal by Witch man July 18, 2022

monty pythonesque application of the principles of logic and etymology 

The standard logic used by such people as the knights of the round table. It's sound logic that can only be understood by men of science.

E.g. You want to test if a woman is a witch. You burn witches, but you also burn wood. This means witches burn because they are made of wood. Wood also floats in water, just like a duck. So therefore, if she weighs the same as a duck, then she is made out of wood, and is therefore a witch. Now you must weigh her on a set of large scales with a duck, and if they weigh the same, she is guilty of being a witch.

Well, Bernard, that is some Monty Pythonesque application of the principles of logic and etymology right there!

monty pythonesque application of the principles of logic and etymology by PetersonE1 February 16, 2017

The principals office 

Where dreams go to die

Person 1: Omg i got sent to the principals office
Person 2: R u a ghost

The principals office by MLB lover 2020 February 28, 2019

its the principles of it 

when someone does something wrong and your not really mad at them your mad at what they did so its the principles of what they did

Man: Y r u mad @ me?
Me and Kool Aid: Its the principles of it muthafucka the principles!

its the principles of it by Chris Heller December 6, 2006

the gillis principle

The Gillis Principle outlines the proportionality between the amounts of mountain dew and marijuana that would kill an average human.

Mathematically, 1 Gillis (Gi) is the unit of either substance (Marijuana or Mountain Dew) that would kill a human when consumed within an hour. Both substances have calculated conversion rates based on experimental data.

Mountain Dew: 8823mg Caffeine = ~173 cans = 61L = 1Gi/Hour
Marijuana: 68000g THC = 971 000 Joints = 1Gi/Hour

It can be concluded using the Gillis Principle that Mountain Dew has a far higher lethality rate than Marijuana.

Friend 1: "Hey, did you hear? Jared smoked himself to death last night."
Friend 2: "Yeah that must've been a Gillis-ton of weed!"
Friend 1: "Using the Gillis Principle, that was like 971 000 Joints."

the gillis principle by PolChan December 6, 2014

The Franchise-Principle

When a song sucks the first time you listen to it but after listening more often it turns out to be actually fire.
Just like the song Franchise by Travis Scott

This song „...“ is a perfect example for The Franchise-Principle

The Franchise-Principle by WhoWasInParis? January 4, 2021

The Schonfeld Principle 

When you gamble against what you want to happen so you’re happy either way (essentially hedging your happiness)

“I’m a big Yankee fan but I bet against them today. I’m using The Schonfeld Principle.”

The Schonfeld Principle by Ceauxcheaux March 18, 2021