Tessel

A Tessel is a probably amazing girl. Tessel is the name of an island next to the Netherlands which means she's probably an open minded cool island-fibe-ish girl. Adore her!

She is so chill, I bet she's a Tessel.

by collioo November 1, 2015

tessellation

a repetition of odd shapes over and over again to form a bigger world of crap

look a my tessellation

by ryan November 25, 2003

Tessera

A wild and crazy person who is very ingenious and a straight faced comic but who also has trouble finding motivation out of day to day life.

That girl is such a Tessera! She's always off in her own world!

by OpheliaNeko March 10, 2010

Tessemed

1) an extreme act of social activity; usually involves numerous individuals in a range of social circles

2) an extended social period with endless conversation

I would’ve been here sooner, but I got tessemed by my neighbor in the driveway!

by Sixgun81 April 18, 2021

luke tesser

Luke Tesser is very stupid and is very mean. He is not my friend

No one likes luke tesser

by ihateluketesser November 14, 2017

Tessence

When you've been fucking for several hours, and a large quantity of sweat and grime has built up in your grundel region, this substance is called the essence of the Taint, or Tessence. It can be squeegeed off and used in a variety of ways, including personal lubricant, industrial strength solvent, pesticide, smelling salt, and others.

Scientists are considering the adoption of Tessence as an alternative for Fossil Fuels by the year 2069.

by KiwiKilledHImself November 29, 2006

Tessellation

The sexual act where the woman wears a strap-on and anally penetrates her male partner.

Dude, I found out Sally's into tessellation. I don't think my virgin asshole can take it.

by Itsturtletime August 3, 2009