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texture

The outer surface of the vagina (folds, flaps, etc.), only noticeable when one is wearing tight fitting clothing.
When you wear that spandex to practice, I can see your texture!!
by Apple Jones July 24, 2008
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textured

Having a texture other than smooth
You could let your nail stay textured or apply the glossy top coat 🌮
by Amber (holosexual) August 10, 2017
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texture-of-reality

Film connecting the discreteness of the radial supersets with the countably-infinite transfinite points in Vikaasian space.
The texture-of-reality is a limina traversing the discrete area of uncountable radial lines and the countably infinite points of Vikaasian space.

It connects the countable and the discrete.
by zanderfin November 17, 2019
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textured stranger

Masterbation technique where the user sits on his hand palms facing a slotted chair (metal grill chairs work best) until said hand falls asleep. Person then furiously masterbates with numb hand duplicating the sensation of getting a hand job from a person with textured gloves.
Last night I was in the garage so I gave myself a textured stranger.
by bigantsavage June 9, 2017
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Texture Fatigue

It's a made up fatigue where your sanity is being destroyed from repetitively texturing Splatoon models for two days.
Velepexon is dying of death because of his Texture Fatigue.
by okmrsavage September 17, 2022
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Texture Nazi

Someone who can eat the most amazing food they've ever tasted in their life but still not like it because "they don't like the texture".
How can you not love those eggs?! you're such a texture nazi.
by BrandonPackard August 5, 2020
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textureless odorless radio waves

The part of the electromagnetic spectrum below 300 billion cycles per second, or 300 GHz. Used to send magical messages, sound, and moving pictures to people, even though they are not real because you can't see them or feel them. A great portion of the public still believes in their existence.
Clinton:Why don't you go worship your invisible pink unicorn?
Mordecai:Have you ever seen or felt textureless odorless radio waves? How can you believe in that cult idea?!
by Wm. Wallace the Freedom Fighter November 15, 2007
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