broken textord

the sound of your ring tone starting over from multiple friends sending mass texts for the holidays

My phone was a broken textord for ten minutes before the clock struck midnight.

by creatiffany December 31, 2008

Textured Vagina

Cool or superior. Opposite of smooth vagina. Also simply referred to as "textured"

I had a great time at the show. It was textured vagina as fuck

by Hokiepharm January 7, 2021

textured

The act of being inebriated, and finding the need to tell absolutely anyone you know about being a drunk fuck through text messages.

Person One: Fuck. I'm textured. Like Bad
Person Two: Textured?

Person Yes, Textured
Person Two: Textured?

Person Three: You heard the man. TEXTURED

by LinleyGames June 25, 2023

SoyBeings™ or TVP (Textured Vegetable People)

A Human-like substance made entirely from soy products.

get a load of these flagrant SoyBeings™ or TVP (Textured Vegetable People) over here

by ROCKARD November 8, 2020