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Testiculomancy

The art of dipping the scrotom onto a white sheet of paper and concentrating on the sweat rings left in order to determine future cataclysmic events and so forth.
'Through the use of Testiculomancy, Connor saved the child from her impending death, narrowly pushing her out of the way from the massive dildo that hung above!'

'Mystic Meg couldnt find batteries for her crystal ball and so used the art of Testiculomancy to tell the future'
Testiculomancy by Physic Sam March 3, 2010

Testicularitis 

A Disease in males that stops sperm production and increases calcium in kidneys
My Nigga Has Testicularitis

testicularcancerinthebrain 

testicularcancerinthebrain by fuh? October 14, 2003

Testicularity 

n. etym. Lat. test-, c. 2008 in a USPTO Petition to Reconsider 1. Audacity, pluck. 2. Courage 3. Tenacity
The courageous young newpaper editor displayed conspicuous testicularity by taking on all of the well-connected mobsters leaders and exposing their corrupt control over the Police Chief.
Testicularity by J. D. Obenberger August 23, 2008

testicularity 

strength, courage, having balls

antonym: ovarity, Pat Shurmer
Joe: "Dude, Check out that chick at the bar"
Manly man: "Oh her? I banged her last week"
Joe: "Man, your testicularity has no bounds"

Madden: "4th and 24 on his own one yard line, and he going for it, now that coach has testicularity"
testicularity by Testicularus November 18, 2012

Testiculocracy 

A form of government where in the people are ruled by the person with the biggest balls.
Only those with the biggest, juiciest balls (double tabbed to edit) can lead our testiculocracy.
Testiculocracy by Gigglemaxxer April 6, 2025