'Through the use of Testiculomancy, Connor saved the child from her impending death, narrowly pushing her out of the way from the massive dildo that hung above!'

'Mystic Meg couldnt find batteries for her crystal ball and so used the art of Testiculomancy to tell the future'

Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak