Long handled spoon, usually metal, kept on the person and wielded by an unavailable or prudish woman to deter men from intercourse. In all cases the spoon is brought down hard on the top of the chap's truncheon - very effective at turning wood to putty.
Also commonly found on matrons/teachers touring the boy's dormitories after 'lights out' at boarding schools, to stop any cases of self-love that maybe occuring.
Also commonly found on matrons/teachers touring the boy's dormitories after 'lights out' at boarding schools, to stop any cases of self-love that maybe occuring.
Margaret: "Goodness gracious Reginald put that away before it feels the sting of my temperance spoon."
by Brucey Big Bonus August 30, 2012
Get the Temperance Spoon mug.When a girl rejects you or when you simp and a girl ignores you, or if you're online gf breaks up with you
by do it jiggle February 25, 2020
Get the Real testerman hours mug.Related Words
Someone who is a borderline psychopath. Someone who loves himself and will use his superficial charm to get what he wants.
by Iknowwhatyoudid1 December 20, 2013
Get the Pepperman mug.by boberthepig December 27, 2017
Get the tempermental mug.pepperman is uhh a red bell pepper i guess from pizza tower the game thats a fucking artist somehow and is red, yeah its red like uhh idfk some people say its egocentrycal idk.
it has dark red limbs and white gloves and shoes, maybe because he's a bitch or something.
it has white eyes with blue pupils and a mouth but no FUCKING NOSE!1!1!!11
it has dark red limbs and white gloves and shoes, maybe because he's a bitch or something.
it has white eyes with blue pupils and a mouth but no FUCKING NOSE!1!1!!11
i fucking hate pepperman
pepperman is an apple. not a pepper (what)
the pepperman statue ruined my p rank run fuck him
pepperman is an apple. not a pepper (what)
the pepperman statue ruined my p rank run fuck him
by epic sonic May 14, 2023
Get the pepperman mug.a myth about the most beautiful and sexualy desirebale women ever to be seen, but she showed temperance in that her husband was the king and faught in glorious battle and would only see her once a week when he returned home to show her all the love in the world!!!
caitlyn: i miss u so much
brickie: i miss u just as much... mwah
caitlyn: u owe me a million kisses, can't wait to see u on the weekend
brickie: i miss u just as much... mwah
caitlyn: u owe me a million kisses, can't wait to see u on the weekend
by brickie July 15, 2005
Get the queen of temperance mug."Zach used to be such a good student, but all of his creative writing papers this semester have been about the state of California." "Don't worry, Ms. S., he's not creatively bankrupt, he's just a Pepperman."
OR: "I can't believe Jon showed up to my mother's funeral wearing nothing but a strategically-placed tube sock." "Well, what did you expect? He's a Pepperman. That's how they mourn."
OR: "I can't believe Jon showed up to my mother's funeral wearing nothing but a strategically-placed tube sock." "Well, what did you expect? He's a Pepperman. That's how they mourn."
by Dirtbike Milksteaks February 7, 2015
Get the Pepperman mug.