Teppic

A large bulk of mass resembling an humanoid form. Teppics suffer from severe mobility problems due to their size. Normally a crane or several strong-men are required to relocate a Teppic to another location.

Teppics are generally best not disturbed as they can often launch ferocious attacks upon the unfortunate soul such as "your mum" jokes and making up words.

Although as they are rarely seen outside of their natural habitat this has yet to be proven conclusively.

The lesser spotted Teppic-Outsidus can often be found using Lions as transport.

Few sightings have been made of Teppic in the past, but the most recent and well known sighting in recent memory ocured whilst he was cross dressing.

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by 313-gamefaqs August 12, 2008

Teppum

A person or persons who has no discernible ability or skill in any specified activity or area. Similar to 'muppet', but used when derogatory terms are discouraged, such as workplace environments

That bloke is an absolute 'Teppum'. He hasn't done any valuable work this entire week!

by Muppetron August 5, 2019

Teppei

The amazing soldier from Genshin Impact who deserved better

“Teppei deserved so much.”

by LilithTheLilyPad August 26, 2022

teppy

To be just totally friggin awesome.

1) That double rainbow is so teppy!

2) Lucky Charms is the most teppy cereal out there.

3) Conversation:

Dude A - Dude! I just got an A+ on my basket weaving

exam!

Dude B - Dude! That is so teppy-tastic!

by K-Dawg2011 April 7, 2011

Teppy-fied

Having spent too much time around T-Bone resulting in the over-usage of his unique language.

Man, I am so Teppy-fied that my family can't even understand me anymore.

by Big UUUUUUU March 1, 2011

Tepper

Tepper is a great friend who will always have your back. Tepper is a precious girl so be careful with your Tepper! Tepper gets the finest guys- with good personalities. She has an awesome body and personality. Tepper is one of the coolest people ever!

Guy: Hey I met this girl, her names Tepper.
Guy 2: Like Tupperware?
Guy: No- Tepper.

by Alliegat January 10, 2022

Teppanyaki

To receive a speedy, or fast, backhanded hand job.

I went to Jill's last night and she gave me a teppanyaki.

by CorneliusTalmidge March 1, 2011