Templan

A person who masturbates in a public place. This can be at school, in a store bathroom, in a car in a parking lot, etc. This person typically has a form of mental retardation and is frequently caught due to their loud moans and grunts.

Guy 1: Hey Steve did you hear about that templan that got suspended today?
Guy 2: O yea, Wood shop teacher caught him
Guy 1: Yea, When he went to hide it, he got his left testicle stuck in his zipper. They had to drive him strait to the hospital.
Guy 2: Poor kid

by B$ March 27, 2005

Template fatigue

In the corporate world, templates are often provided by more senior people as a means of requesting and gathering information. The template are portrayed as an attempt to make the process easier, when in reality they make things harder.

These people in headquarters keep sending me templates to fill out on different topics. There are so many of them and in different versions that I’m suffering from template fatigue.

by M-regulator October 12, 2018

dark templar

1. A sub-race of the Protoss in StarCraft. They were banished from Auir and moved to Shakuras, they later help defeat the Zerg.

2. An epic StarCraft Broodwar unit capable of bending the light around it to make itself invisible while it hacks up your units with warp blades.

The Dark Templar of Shakuras were all very mean to Jim Raynor.

Holy shit! Whats ripping my zerglings apart! Ugh, it must be those damn dark templar...

by Zomby_Woof January 30, 2005

Crime Template

A preconceived perception on the part of police investigators and detectives of a crime scenario or phenomenon based on past cases in which investigators became aware of a new type of scenario or phenomenon that was previously unknown to them but reaveal, being applied to a current case with similar elements and assumed to be identical to previous cases based on

past cases, statistics, personal assumptions, public opinion, hunches and other factors and then persued as such without objectivity or taking into account that although seeming similar the scenario may not be identical.

The police used a crime template to determine that when a child is killed in the home it's always the parents that are the killers due to statistics.

by on September 28, 2020

templationship

A composition of the words "temporary" and "relationship". It is when two, or more parties agrees that a relationship should only be temporary.

As opposed to most people, who are serial monogamists, people who agree to a templationship are aware about their situation.

It is ideal when you know you're not suited or compatible for long term, but you have intense chemistry and enjoy spending time with each other. Templationships are mostly exclusive in nature, but can also not be. It is defined by the people agreeing to it.

Jane: Have you heard? Sarah and Josh are finally dating!
Laura: Yeah, but Josh wants kids down the line, and Sarah has other plans. I am pretty sure they agreed to a templationship!

by Maoraw May 24, 2021

Templar

A misguided white knight with a need to feel special and have a cause that uses social justice issues as their platform. Often causing more problems than they are helping to solve.

Joe is rushing in to poorly defend the POC when she was doing a fine job of doing it herself. He is such a Templar.

by LadyKnife November 28, 2017

meme template

A meme template is the picture used for a meme.

"Hey, which meme template should I use?"
"Try the one with squidward and the lawnchair!"

by Devildog21 December 10, 2019