teenerweener

a person with an excuse for a cock.

I was with him last night, he has a teenerweener.

yo what up teenerweener.

by yungvlonekillah March 18, 2020

Temper tantrum

When someone stamps their feet and shouts and screams until they get their own way. What a spoilt brat.

Awwww is someone having a temper tantrum.

by Urbantheturban July 8, 2019

Womb Temperature

When the water in your swimming pool is so damn hot it is no longer refreshing.

Falls Between Comfortable & Piss Warm

Mike - Hey , You guys wanna come over swimming?

Tom - Hell no, It would be more refreshing swimming in my mothers womb!

Ray - Yeah, Having a WOMB Temperature pool is not cool!

by M Mac July 9, 2010

Tegnell

To wait a long time and then say it's to late to do something about it

It's too late to stop the virus spread. I am going to lay on my coach and tegnell

by Latza May 7, 2020

Room Temperature Jeffrey

When one defecates from the top of a ladder onto someone beneath it. The feces hypothetically reaches room temperature once it strikes the recipient. Popularly used as a form of punishment.

Tom: Hey Jeff, it's Tom! What's goin' on?

Jeff: Tom, you didn't match your numbers for this quarters counts.

Tom: Don't worry about it, I'll get 'em done later.

Jeff: You were supposed to have them done yesterday.

Tom: So? You think I care? Have Mike do it then.

Jeff: That's it Tom, get under the ladder.

Tom: C'mon Jeff, please don't.

Jeff: Too bad, under the ladder!

Tom: No, Jeff! Please! I didn't mean it!

Jeff: *grunts*

*splat*

NEXT DAY...

Ralph: Hey Tom... whew... you smell bad.

Tom: Yeah... I got a Room Temperature Jeffrey yesterday.

Ralph: What's that?

by UrbanProphet July 29, 2009

Tempe 12

Tempe 12 is a group of amazingly hot girls that all go to Arizona state university. It's been said that Arizona state has the hottest girls out of any school in the country, but Tempe 12 are a handful of the hottest. When you're in the Tempe 12, you can get into any club, anyones house, and any party you could think of.

Guy1: Dude, Tempe 12 was walking around my chemistry class today giving free calenders away! they convinced me to sign up for a bunch of stuff too! it was AWESOME

Guy2: Sigh, freshman..

by Sparky the devil January 13, 2011

Temecula Tophat

Where one bro takes a steaming swirl type dump on another bro's head while he is passed out from drinking too much cheap beer.

Whoa dude, we were so wasted and then Jon passed out so I gave him a Temecula Tophat to keep warm.

by Troll Teacher November 23, 2011