i'm telling on you

usually said by younger sibling to get you in deep shit with your parents

me: HA I beat you at the game
sibling: I'm telling on you
me: no ya not
*hits sibling*
sibling: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MUM! HE HIT MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

by wake me up insidedeath March 7, 2017

Telling it like it is

An expression. i.e. being very honest with a friend or acquaintance when answering their questions or telling them what you think about a particular situation.

Laura: Why do none of my relationships last more than a month or two?
Brandon: Well, that's because you expect too much from the relationship. You conceptualize the man you think you need to have to be truly in love, therefore, all other guys seem inadequate for their faults compared to what you fantasized in your head.
Laura: "....."
Brandon: Are you offended?
Laura: ...Actually no, I appreciate you telling it like it is.

by MusicalOverdose October 28, 2013

who you tellin?!

when someone says something that you very obviously already know..emphesis on the "you"! Meant to be sarcasm, but not in an offensive way.

If my girl were to say to me "Johnny Depp is sexy." I'd say "Who You Tellin?!" I know this!

by Amanda Wambold January 11, 2008

telling porkies

Slang for telling lies.
Usually used by southerners, taxi drivers, adult film stars, or a combination of all 3.

Sandra: I haven't got enough money to pay for this taxi.

Josh: You're telling porkies you are!

by Theresjuiceleakinginmypocket December 13, 2015

Nut-tella

Just like regular Nutella, but with a salty surprise.

Chocolate 69 grams
Cocoa 30 grams
Hazelnut 40 grams
Banana x 2
Human Semen 8 litres

Nut-tella Serves 1

by PedoBear3000 August 8, 2019

Tellingbone

It is from a 70s children's tv series called Catweasel. The eponymous character is a wizard who is surprised by 'modern' technology like the electric light bulb "sun in a bottle" and the telephone "telling bone"

Answer the tellingbone will you please? My hands are in the washing up water.

by DeepSpin July 4, 2016

tellonym

Tellonym is a platform like Sarahah we’re you can send messages to others whilst being anonymous. However, unlike Sarahah, you can answer these comments in the app

“Someone asked me a question on my tellonym and I answered it”

by Sgkeeper1 May 26, 2018