Televators

An incredible song by The Mars Volta, buy/steal/borrow this song. Very sad, but soothing. It is thought The Widow is a ripoff of this song, I don't see a real resemblance.

Download Televators... today!

by drunkenbeaverexploitationsects(FRATZ) December 13, 2008

televangelism

A Christian con job on TV.

Some "Christian pastors" use televangelism as a quirk way to get money very fast by asking for donations.

by Master-Com 2 January 11, 2016

televangelist

see: thief, crook, bad guy, bush

someone that plays on people's unfounded beliefs to rob and or ass rape them

Cojo made tim think he was giving him a makeover when he was really just stealing his cum

by Phil January 25, 2005

televanglelist

it's an evangelist who gets on TV

and probably is gay in secret

The Televanglelist Minister is on the TV doing a blowjob

by Kentucky Fried Dickhead May 3, 2018

televangelist

Moslem preachers who typically spreads da'wah through T.V.

I was flipping through channels when I stumbled upon a televangelist giving a passionate sermon about faith and community—it's fascinating how they use TV to spread da'wah!

by Emotional Cruiser September 23, 2025