Tejas

a mutherfucker.someone who is obnoxious , dirty , disgusting and hate worthy.
other words : scum bag , douche bag, cunt, dick head
usually offensive and vulgar

JENNNIFER: Sam ur such bitch!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sam : wat bout u ,tejas??!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by #messsiah September 04, 2017

Tejas

An antisocial fat fuck who sits on his chair banging out fortnite while stuffing himself with food.
This is not good for u,plz don’t turn into a Tejas.

Billy:Yo Johnny wanna come to the park today?
John:Sure lets go to mellows.
Tejas:NOOO we like fortnite

Billy:Stfu u antisocial fat fuck

Tejas:at least I have friends

Johnny:Yeah u- ur worth 420 bodies irl forget in fortnite
Tejas:Cries
Billy and johnny:IN THE PARK

by RungzV October 29, 2019

Tejas

a retarded gay person who doesn't know anything about robotics and likes gurveen

He is such a Tejas
That guy is Tejas

by ncureonckldc ewic June 16, 2019

Tejas

A term to describe someone that eats too much, especially when they're eating raising canes.

JESUS, stop being a Tejas you fatFUCK.

by Lil Plain Jain January 17, 2018

tejas

Often time the name of an Indian boy which means brightness or halo in Sanskrit. This meaning is often misconstrued in the States because of the heavy Hispanic influence upon the English language. Often, it is thought to be derived from Texas, therefore causing the 'j' in the name to be pronounced like 'hay', i.e. 'tay'has'. In reality, the name should be pronounced like the 'tagious' in the word 'contagious.'

Tejas's happiness is contagious!

by disneybandz January 22, 2011

tejas

The original Native American word for friend. Often thought to be Spanish, but used by the Caddo Indians long before the Spanish arrived. Bastardized by Spanish explorers and became known as the location now known as Texas.

Dont mess with Tejas.

by biffula August 25, 2006

teja

The man, the myth, the street ball legend. Winning with no apparent skill since late 2004, teja aka t-dizzle has become the most well known sandman in the 615. With unstoppable hooks and sicknasty game, teja has set the bar for ballin, on and off the court. A multi-sport athelete, teja has balled up scrubs in debate as well. A true master debator teja has verbally violated many opponents. This is exemplified with his dealings with the various Adam Smith Institutes and the widely, respected scholar Fukiyama Fukizawa. With his romantic sonnets and witty comments, teja’s proweress with the ladies is well documented. Teja was able to obtain prom dates merely by approaching a girl’s doorstep with a store bought cake, and using the infamous tag line “I baked you a cake.” As to why teja will become the next 40 year old virgin still remains one of the world’s greatest unsolved mysteries.

Yo who the hell is that guy ballin outta control? Its teja the biggest mack daddy of them all.

by rwoodbrowntown March 29, 2009