teeny bopper

Realistically,a "teeny bopper" is a young American between the ages of 12 and 19 who are very easily manipulated by pop culture.Often critisized because of their inability to think for themselves,"teeny boppers" also have a bad reputation for doing whatever pop culture tells them to do to fit in and be "cool" or "down with it".They are very easy targets for sex,profits of different sorts,and prep crowd poularity contests.Their self inflicted drama(which is often orchestrated through wispers,text messaging,gossip and appearance)can safely be regarded as gospel.Generally speaking,they base everything in all aspects of their lives off of appearance and are refered to by mature adults as "shallow".This will never go away in the American society and will only manifest as pop culture becomes even more ignorant.The only cure is for them to take education seriously and find faith in their lives.But since everything is a joke now-a-days,don't get your hopes up for this happening anytime in the next millenium!

Teeny boppers on "American Idol",teeny boppers on MTV.(sad to say;MTV used to be a music channel!)A fatal flaw in a well established American society that values honor,God,integrity, education and respect.When these "teeny boppers" become adults,they will be the ones to strip these essential ingredients from the American heart,essentialy,making them more dangerous than the "terrorists" themselves.

by Josh Romero May 28, 2006

teeny bopper

term used when kids between the ages of 10-15 are trying to act like they are teens trying to be all tough online but when they meet in person. they won't say shit to you.

me: shut your teeny bopping ass up
13 year old girl: mang pleazz...lets go meet up at the chinese mall so dat my bf can beat urs ass
me: what you got a teeny bopper boyfriend too..

by jon-knee August 15, 2003

teeny bopper

Idiotic 9 - 14 yr old girls that
- Think Hannnah Montana is lyke oh my gawd, so awesome!
- Obsessed with bright colors and tacky glitter
- Think Zac Efron will marry them
- Hobbies include chewing gum and text messaging
- Know nothing about the real world
- Think their so cute when their just fucking annoying

Teeny Bopper: Oh my gawd I freakin' like hate yooh!

Me: dude your like 10, learn about the real world.

by Jersey Kid February 02, 2008

teeny bopper

A young person, usually female, usually of a preppy, perky, trendy nature. Online, they 'type lyke dis' and are fond of (or are too stupid to use anything else than) slang such as 'u' 'r' 'ur' 'y' 'wut' and put a z in replacement for an s. Despite what some of the other definitions say, a teenybopper likely would not play DDR or use faces such as 'O_O' for all people who do the above, in their right minds, despise teenyboppers. Like me.

Teenybopper: a/s/l wutz up ur so kewlies lolz
Me: What the hell. -_-;;

by Firey June 29, 2003

teeny bopper

Usually girls in their early teens who try to act and dress like their favorite pop stars and they listen to pop music non stop. Like boy bands and pop idols and shit. They wear shirts that, I guess, is supposed to sum the person up in a couple words like "Princess" or "Chicks Rock" or "50% Angel 50% Devil" and they break down in tears when they see a Backstreet Boy and are like OH MY GOD, CAN YOU, LIKE, BELIEVE THAT'S HIM...AHHHHH

Teeny boppers have no taste in music, they listen to people that can lip synch and sound like shit in real life...that definitely isn't talent and their rich off a voice they don't have

by XXXaggeration February 11, 2005

Teeny Bopper

Mindless retarded 13-17 year old girls who dress like whores and listen to NStink, Backdoor Boys, Bebounce, Slutina, Bitchney, Bitchenys Whores etc etc....Need to be taken away forre-education then sent to the killing fields alongside there crappy top 40 pop groups.

My Neighbour Naomi

by Brother Number One November 16, 2003

teeny bopper

9-12 girls who think they're all that just because they said 'bitch' or 'ass'.

Bopper 1: HeY bItCh wUz Up?
Bopper 2: Wut R we WaItiN 4? LeTz kiCK aSs!!!
Me: What a bunch of fuckin posers.

by Applet Boo August 26, 2004