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teen angst

A term used to describe idiot teens going through puberty who think they're depressed when it's actually just their hormones taking control of their brains. Eventually they either get over it, dwell on it the rest of their life, commit suicide, or a combination of those three.
Holy shit, Tina just dumped me. This is some serious teen angst shit right here.

Teen angst is my friend. A social life is not. </3

omgwtf teen angst!!!!!!1
by Jesus September 26, 2004
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teen angst

Yes it exists, get over it

Yes it sells records, books, movies.

It's why Simple Plan skyrocketed to the level they're at.

You can listen and find comfort in the lyrics

Or complain and listen to a local band with the same basic message. Just as long as you understand it all has the same basis: angst

Get over it
"I have so many problems...so much teen angst"

"I listen to Simple Plan to get over that"

"Ewww no, I'd rather listen to Dashboard"

"I love them too"

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by Feefa September 23, 2006
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teen angst

what they said..but i beg to differ in that how am i stupid in wanting my independence and freedom? i am a person ya know!
"MY opinion is RIGHT and i WILL prove you WRONG no matter what it takes b/c i have the proof!"

~i still dont see how that's wrong tho.~
by jenn March 16, 2005
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Teen Angst

A very serious Non-existent mental condition that medical doctors tend to confuse for Bi-polar disorder. Solely giving teens a reason to bitch and moan about nothing important.
My Vagina hurts, I have teen angst.

My dad says I display homosexual tendencies and says it's because I'm full of teen angst... and faggotry.
by Pseudonymous87 July 8, 2011
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Teen Angst

Teen Angst is when a kid thinks they have depression but is just hormones.
"Nobody cares that I have to do dishes. I have a hard life..." Teen Angst
by Mbennett0005 July 12, 2016
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Teen Angst

When a teen is feeling shitty and dramatic about some bullcrap that happened in school today
Teacher: "Why are you so moody today?"
Me: "BECAUSE I HAVE FUCKING TEEN ANGST"
by Classicgirl101 May 10, 2018
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teen girl angst

The feeling of being a teenage girl always made fun of, never enough, jealous of even your best friends, not pretty and not smart. Characterized by depressed feelings and then waves of maniacal tendencies to please everyone. Largely not accepted as a construct solely for growing girls, as their emotions are purely assumed to stem from their menstrual cycle.
A: "Why does Betty act this way? She must be on her period!"
B: "No you dumbass! It's simply the patriarchal system that undermines girls from a young age that makes her feel this teen girl angst."
by dancingqueen722 March 8, 2022
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