Technotarded

The inability to operate (modern) technology without assistance, whether it be from tech support or a random (usually younger) family member.

"My parents are so technotarded they can't send an e-mail by themselves."

by D_T_Le July 26, 2009

technotard

1.) A person who calls a Help Desk of any company who starts off a sentence with, "I am not computer savvy/literate." 2.) An individual who couldn't operate a PC with a quick start manual. 3.) A computer programmer with no hardware skills.

Phil is such a technotard!! He can program VB scripts in a heartbeat but can't even defrag his HDD!!

by firahz February 16, 2005

technotard

1. A sub par thinker with no grasp of modern technology
2. A combination of the words Technology and Retard.
3. To be technologically deficient.

What a technotard! They thought their CD Rom was a cup holder.

by Nathan M. June 17, 2005

technotard

I am a self-confessed technotard. In spite of lacking the technology gene which would allow me to easily absorb, apply and master new technological skills, I am slowly being dragged, kicking and screaming, into the technological age.

Against all odds, I have accomplished setting up a Facebook page, although I still cannot master the skill requirement to make an FB Fan page go live. That would require DNA reprogramming. Incredibly, however, I have managed to upload photos and video to my FB Fan page--now if only I could figure out how to let other people see them! If I get any better at this, I might have to turn in my technotard membership card.

by hownowmscow March 15, 2011

Technotard

An individual who is inept (retarded) with anything having to do with technology and computers.

You technotard! All you do is turn the GPS on and put in the address.

by SammyPie January 15, 2011

technotard

A person who does not know how to function anything that has to do with the use of technology. i.e. a retard in technology.

Person 1 : "Do you know how to work this tv? It's not turning on."

Person 2: "OMG ur such a technotard"

by jixsaw325 June 21, 2009

Technotard

A person that is technologically stunted.. has difficulty understanding basic concepts, even with a detailed explanation.

I tried to run them through the process of changing a sparkplug, but they were too technotarded to get it.

by dodogas February 24, 2011