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I hate tech it makes me get crippling depression
I hate Technology
by Twitch.tv/madnessxx1 February 11, 2022
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Something that allows one to talk with hot babes on the internet all day.
"I love technology, but not as much as you, you see. Still, I love technology... Always and Forever"
by maybe_jae February 6, 2005
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Doing a chick doggystyle.
Guy#1: "Oh man that girl is UGLY, but she's all over me."
Guy#2: "Dude that's why they invented technology."
by John Barrett April 20, 2008
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That boy watch television until his eyes protruded, when he was unable to watch any further.
by hanes June 27, 2005
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The thing you're using right now. Whether it's a phone/tablet, a computer, or some console like an Xbox One or a PlayStation 4. Maybe even handheld like a PlayStation Vita or a 3DS. Maybe it's a more obscure (and terrible) console like 3DO or a PX 3600 (look them up, they exist). Whatever it is, it's technology. Seriously, go outside and get some sun. If you're on The Urban Dictionary, it's not like you're looking for definition that isn't sexual. You're probably bored and looking for something to do. Plus, i'm pretty sure you already goddamn know what technology is. Go outside. Take a walk. It could do some good.
Me: Hey, grandpa, wanna see my WiiU?
Grandpa: How does this newfangled technology work!?!
by CPGames June 11, 2018
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A pleasure inducing entity for those who consider themselves gadgeteers. Involves locking oneself in one's room and playing with objects of a technological nature. Often times people with lisp's or strange voices who can not socialize normally because of their impediment are accustomed to a love of technological activities as well as hold a fondness for all sorts of gadgets.
"Technology rules!" (commonly shouted by gadgeteers in conjuction with a hand sign meaning "I am a loser!")
by Yo Yo Yooo February 21, 2007
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It is what will bring the damnation to all of human life. It represents what will destroy us as a race in the future.
God Dammitt! I hate technology!
by Ziggy December 22, 2004
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