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technoking

When a person giving a blow job wants to make a person with a penis feel better about having a tiny penis so they pretends that they are choking on it when, technically, they are not.
My date pulled up in a Tesla so I'm pretty sure if I blow him tonight, I'll have to be technoking.
by DrewDouglas March 15, 2021
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Techtoker

A Techtoker is a person that uploads tech on the platform TikTok, they upload about repairing, breaking, and getting new tech on the platform and are pretty common on the platform.
Some guy that likes tech: Hey, have you heard about the techtoker "patrickonsteroids"?
The guy that he was talking to: Yeah! He's great
by someguyontiktok July 17, 2022
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techton1k

The best f1 in schools team in St Olaves year 8 >w<.
OMG, its techton1k! I'm so excited imma gonna get there autograph!
by unkown>_< January 11, 2020
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Techto

Techto is someone who spent more money on their cellphone than they did on their car and their entire wardrobe. Usually can be found wearing a Bluetooth device as some sort of accessory to look important to potential hookups with a sexual partner.
Dude that guy is such a techto! He's talking to some chick on his blackberry with Bluetooth while sitting at McDonalds in his chevy cavalier!
by Señor doooooooooosh April 12, 2009
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technoking

Elon Musk's title at Tesla, the position just above Master of Coin
Elon Musk is going to the moon as Technoking
by lastminisnow March 15, 2021
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technoking

daddy Elon's official corporate title, as of 2021-03-15
Did you hear that Tesla no longer has a CEO? The role was replaced with the "technoking".
by jmizr March 15, 2021
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Techokillologie

The study, act of studying, act of creating, and act of designing technology that will be used to harm or kill humans.
Mr. Doe is teaching a class on Technokillologie, the subject for this this course is called "How to design a robot to rip off your freinds head".
by karog July 11, 2003
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