Technorek

An english man, that is quite funny and nice. Problem is he’s not good with scout rifles or fusion rifles and he has literally NO weapons. None. He has a loud laugh and will laugh at all your jokes and his

PERCY-1417: « ok man I’ll use a scout to help you in IB »
Technorek: « you’re never gonna get any kills, scouts suck soooo bad »
*PERCY-1417 gets a triple down with scout, followed up by 4 sword kills*

by PERCY-1417 September 18, 2019

technocentric

Of, and pertaining to technology, or technical aspects.

Marvin looks like a pretty technocentric guy with that new MacBook Pro.

by tufriast February 6, 2006

Technoretard

a person who has no idea about technology. They are so far behind you think they were born yesterday

person 1: im gonna go surf the net, cya
person 2: urgh.....the net?
person 1:*sigh*..technoretard

e.g 2
person 1: wanna watch tv?
person 2: tv?
person 1: ..argh

by {PLONK} July 17, 2006

techorexic

a technology version of anorexic
a person that thinks if they do not have the newest tech item(s) they are stupid and outdated

Everytime a new iphone comes out Pablo has to buy it he's so techorexic.

Person 1: What is that smell?
Person2: That's probably me I couldn't pay my water bill so I haven't showered in a few days.
Person 1: What's wrong with you, why didn't you pay your water bill?!
Person 2: I spent my money on the new Ipad 2.
Person 1: You need help, you are techorexic!

by Boo sparks May 28, 2011

Technorettes

tech-no-rettes (tek-no-rets) -noun

Frequent or infrequent, intense, temporary technology induced Tourettes Syndrome-like symptoms.

It's easy to blame Technorettes for my foul language when my computer is being uncooperative.

by Joell7 September 25, 2007

technocenturion

One who knows how to use technology but has already fallen out of touch with its many advances.

Even though she was a recent college graduate, the high school intern was already making her feel like a technocenturion.

by Semiuseful Magazine October 16, 2008