Tebowginity

The anti-jock; the person who saves his virginity even though he is athletic, popular, smart, and well-liked.

-"Dude, do you want to go hit that party up and bang that cheerleader?"
-"No man, I'm saving my tebowginity for that Denver Broncos cheerleader."

by mitchek "hays your hays" hays December 18, 2011

Timmy TeBowl

Smoking a bowl of weed, keif, and hash/oil. The term was originated in North Fair Oaks Redwood City, CA. Also known as the Timmy T-business.

The combo of all three makes you want to #Tebow after a fat pull.

Tim Tebow does not smoke himself but has been passing drug tests for teammates since he redshirted at the University of Florida.

"Sucka-O" or "The Only Sucka I Know" was the first person to take a hit of the Timmy TeBowl. He

Ay dog my cousin made some oil, lets spark a Timmy TeBowl.

Wanna do a dab? Naw pack a Timmy TeBowl.

Hey Tim here's the cup. I'm gonna spark this Timmy T-Business with the receivers.

Daaaawg this Timmy TeBowl got me FUUUCKED up.

by Sucka-O(the only sucka I know) June 10, 2013

Tebow blocking

Tebowing in a halway, blocking oncoming traffic.

Tebower: "Dude did you see me Tebow blocking today after 1st period?"

Friend: "Yeah man, you absolutely made everybody late."

by tafamustafa December 26, 2011

Tebowner

n. The state of being infatuated with Tim Tebow, which causes people to compare him favorably to deities and other religious icons; the erection Thom Brennaman had during the BCS Championship game when he verbally fellated Tim Tebow

Guy 1: Man that was a good game last night, except for Brennaman's Tebowner!!
Guy 2: Yeah, I mean the motherfucker cut off foreskins in the third world, he didn't cure cancer...did he?
Guy 1: Oh no...you're gettin one too!!

by BrizzleT420 July 24, 2009

Tim Tebowing

To get down on one knee and act like your praying

Guy:*get on one knee with a girl around

Girl: OMG no way are you proposing to me!

Guy: Ew no im Tim Tebowing

by Jep1011 January 7, 2012

Tebow-ner

To become excited and or erect from watching/ listening/ or hearing about Tim Tebow's miraculous football abilities.

Did you see the Broncos game the other day?

Dude, those 2 touchdowns gave me a total Tebow-ner.

by S P bucher December 20, 2010

Tebowned

To be owned, schooled, rocked, run over, trucked, juked out of your shoes, or otherwise embarrassed by former Florida Gator now NFL quarterback Tim Tebow. Common misspelling is Tebeauxned, as it is spelled in the state of Louisiana.

7 touchdowns in one game? Looks like you just got Tebowned

by JohnnyBJ April 9, 2010