Floor Tentacles

The Floor Tentacles are the most powerful gods in existence.

It is strengthened by the power of Furret, and the pope of the Floor Tentacle religion.

It has also made a new language called the Floortentacli.

It is comprised of the 5 elements:

Earth
Water
Air
Shrines
and most importantly
The Floor

Sacrifice to the Floor Tentacles!!!

by We are the Floor Tentacles January 13, 2020

these testicles

1) the white man's version of "deeez nuuuts"

White man: "Hello, fellow! Did another jolly fellow call you yesterday?"

Black man: Who?

White man: "These testicles, sir! Ha! I have tricked you."

Black man: "Nigga, 'imma fuckin kill you"

by Johnathon Stamos January 17, 2009

Tenticle Rape Insurance

Insurance that will cover you in the event that any form of tenticle un-consensually penetrates you.

Slogan: We can't heal your scars, and we can't help you regain your virginity, but we will help you through this.

"Dude, what's wrong, you're walking kinda funny?"
"Ugh, I was swimming and this giant squid shoved a tenticle up my ass."
"You were raped by a squid?"
"Pretty much."
"Damn."
"Good thing I have Tenticle Rape Insurance, they'll help me through this."

by TimPestilence July 25, 2009

dreamybullxxx's Testicles

They are the hardest working testicles ever. They come every day.

-Nah bro, his balls are like dreamybullxxx's testicles. they are coming every day

by Karl the Wimpy Kid February 7, 2023

texticles

Noun, referring to the presence or absence of balls needed to text a girl.

Lance: Man, I really want to text Vanessa but I'm kind of scared.
Blake: Come on, dude, grow some texticles.

by chickenstryps June 18, 2009

Squidward Testicles

Squidward Testicles is Gay

Squidward Testicles is Gay

by Stupid Af July 23, 2021

Testicles

A greek philosopher from 348 BCE, worked along Socrates.
His name is pronounced (pronounced Test-uh-cleez)

The greek philosopher Testicles was a genius among geniuses.
He discovered the toilet and urinary tract.

by Senor ballsington March 17, 2008