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by smertieboi February 22, 2019
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Teachers Puss

Another term to describe a fat upper pubic area (fupa) or Gunt... The term came out of the observation that the majority of female high school teachers above the age of 40 have a gunt...
1st student: Yo that 3rd period biology substitute was a hottie!

2nd student: Dude are you blind?? She had a BIG old teachers puss!
by Rawkus October 25, 2012
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English teacher

1. Someone who writes two pages for every one page read, and sees some form of symbolism and deeper meaning within every word.

2. Someone who is so terribly biased toward their own comprehension of the text that they mark what their students thought the text meant wrong because it wasn't what they thought.

(usually they are both 1 and 2)
1. It was kinda windy today
normal people: huh, it's windy. I should bring a coat
English teacher: the wind is the spirit and breath of the universe, some tremendously important event is about to occur!
by Sylferi November 26, 2018
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Vegan teacher

A stupid woman who sings next to restaurants and say that when you eat an ice cream a cow was r•ped for you
,,do you know the vegan teacher
,,yes of cours she is the best singer! attention‼️attention💅🏼one1️⃣two2️⃣three3️⃣are🥼you🥾ready☂️ŸÏPPËÊ😀Papillon-bleu👁is⛅️the🔒name✏️of🌈my☝️school⛪️„
by very annoying girl October 2, 2020
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a shit welsh teacher

Mrs baily is a shit welsh teacher
by Big shlong Dave October 25, 2018
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English Teacher

Will analyze the shit out of any classic novel or Poem. Seriously, someone could write 'Immy took a book' and an English teacher would think 'oh wow the word 'Immy' is spelt in a way to symbolize political incorrectness...' I don't know how they do it, but they take things so out of context. Coincidentally, context is one of their favourite things in the world. Other than Shakespeare, of course.
My English Teacher spelt my name wrong. Again.
by Englishteachersarebad1 December 30, 2019
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English teacher

A person who puts more thoughts into a text than the actual author did.
For instance: "the curtains were blue"
What your English teacher thinks: "the curtains represent represent his immense depression and lack of will to carry on."
What the author meant: "The curtains were fucking blue."
by choclemon December 2, 2011
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