Tea Cup

Jizzsizzle...a.k.a Graceface. The bestest person i know. She knows how to keep a smile on my face and should be everyone's best friend

Tea cup is the bombdiggity! She is one hella cool dork..hahahaha

by Raymond April 6, 2005

tea cup titties

when a girls nipples are as big around as a tea cup.

guy 1: where were you last night?

guy 2: i went over to haileys house man.

guy 1: dude i heard she had some fucking tea cup titties.

guy 2: that shit dont matter atleast i got some!

by yourmotherstwat August 15, 2008

tea cup ass

An ass that sticks out far enough to set a cup of tea down without spilling.

You could almost fit a bucket on that tea cup ass.

by Stopgoat April 8, 2015

The Invisible Tea Cup Ride

A depraved sex act with a female double amputee having no legs, in the standard Cowgirl position. While on top, the female is spun in circles by the hips by the male.

The Invisible Tea cup Ride

by The Collectiveish August 5, 2010

The Tea Cup Seaman Special

To Spunk into a persons tea instead of using milk.

"I did the ttcss into my girlfriends tea because she would not give me a BJ" said Peter

"What is the ttcss" asked Ian
"The Tea Cup Seaman Special" replied Peter

by The Owler November 27, 2014

Turkish Tea Cup

A distinctive move during sexual intercourse where a female is on all fours or standing up with the male partner positioned behind her and his penis is inserted into the her anus or vagina. The female then reaches backwards with her hand, between her legs, and "cups" her male partner's testicles, thus engaging in the "Turkish Tea Cup"

This stimulating move can heighten the onset of ejaculation in some men, while in others it may postpone this critical moment, allowing for the couple to engage in extended hedonistic pleasure.

Variations:

If she has two male partners, one below her (in front of her) and one behind her with one penis in her vagina and the second in her anus, this movement is now referred to as a "Turkish Sandwich".

If all partners are of the same sex, the move would be referred to as the "Turkish Lock". An all female couple will usually have a prosthetic penis, fingers, or something of the like for rear insertion, but the partner on all fours or standing up will now be rubbing her partner's clitoris.

Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fuck each others brain out, Jill grabbed her ankles, Jack dropped his pants and went balls deep while singing Mr Bojangles, she let out a peep, it felt so good, but she knew he might, so she reached back and gave him a Turkish Tea Cup.

by Lazerz4eyez February 6, 2013

furry tea cup

The furry tea cup is a euphemism for the vagina, evoking visceral images of cunnilingus.

The pun was inspired by surrealist Swiss artist Méret Elisabeth Oppenheim (1913-1985). It is literally a saucer and tea cup covered in the fur of a Chinese gazelle, a piece which became wildly popular. It can be found today on display at the Museum of Modern Art (MoMA) in New York.

Partially contributing to the contemporary trend of women shaving their pubic areas.

Frat Guy 1: "Hey bro, I totally went down on Hilary last night."

Frat Guy 2: "Yeah? How was it?"

Frat Guy 1: "She was super into it, all wet... but sorta hairy."

Frat Guy 2: "Oh, the old furry tea cup!"

Frat Guy 1: "Yeah, I'm still flossing out pubes this morning!"

by cemantix March 11, 2014