Bruce: "Hey sissy boys, I'm about to cum."
Gary: "Oooooh, cum in my belly button."
Steve: "Yeah cum in his belly button and I'll slurp it out."
Bruce: "We'll play tea cups!"
Steve: "Uh, but will you think I'm gay if I do this?"
Gary: "No we're all macho guys. We'll just pretend we're playing sports!"
Gary: "Oooooh, cum in my belly button."
Steve: "Yeah cum in his belly button and I'll slurp it out."
Bruce: "We'll play tea cups!"
Steve: "Uh, but will you think I'm gay if I do this?"
Gary: "No we're all macho guys. We'll just pretend we're playing sports!"
by the original tea cup September 18, 2010
When someone grabs a fart then releases into someone's face, their hand is usually in the form of a teacup.
by Austen the Puerto rican March 31, 2006
The act of someone sneaking up to you while your sleeping and putting your balls into their mouth. It's like teabagging but the opposite.
by here2fixu May 22, 2010
by Mileyfan2004 March 12, 2014
by CarMax February 18, 2013
A distinctive move during sexual intercourse where a female is on all fours or standing up with the male partner positioned behind her and his penis is inserted into the her anus or vagina. The female then reaches backwards with her hand, between her legs, and "cups" her male partner's testicles, thus engaging in the "Turkish Tea Cup"
This stimulating move can heighten the onset of ejaculation in some men, while in others it may postpone this critical moment, allowing for the couple to engage in extended hedonistic pleasure.
Variations:
If she has two male partners, one below her (in front of her) and one behind her with one penis in her vagina and the second in her anus, this movement is now referred to as a "Turkish Sandwich".
If all partners are of the same sex, the move would be referred to as the "Turkish Lock". An all female couple will usually have a prosthetic penis, fingers, or something of the like for rear insertion, but the partner on all fours or standing up will now be rubbing her partner's clitoris.
This stimulating move can heighten the onset of ejaculation in some men, while in others it may postpone this critical moment, allowing for the couple to engage in extended hedonistic pleasure.
Variations:
If she has two male partners, one below her (in front of her) and one behind her with one penis in her vagina and the second in her anus, this movement is now referred to as a "Turkish Sandwich".
If all partners are of the same sex, the move would be referred to as the "Turkish Lock". An all female couple will usually have a prosthetic penis, fingers, or something of the like for rear insertion, but the partner on all fours or standing up will now be rubbing her partner's clitoris.
Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fuck each others brain out, Jill grabbed her ankles, Jack dropped his pants and went balls deep while singing Mr Bojangles, she let out a peep, it felt so good, but she knew he might, so she reached back and gave him a Turkish Tea Cup.
by Lazerz4eyez February 06, 2013
FRIG DUDE IF CHINESE TEA CUPPING WERE AN OLYMPIC SPORT YOU WOULD BE A GOLD MEDALIST. WHO FLUNG THAT DUNG.
by buckshag October 11, 2018