when a man has an allergic reaction to his own semen causing his testicles to turn yellow from infection. if untreated, this can lead to the scrotal deterioration which causes the testicles to become exposed and openly releasing the infection. the infection has an odor that smells similar to a rotting potato. due to the color and smell, it was awarded the name "Stinky Tater Tots."
"I heard from Dr. Smith's secretary that Jim Bob got "Stinky Tater Tots" because of his drug habit." "That sucks! I would rather have herpes than that!"
Taint Tater Tots (noun): Small pimples, acne, or bumps that appear on the skin between a woman’s vagina and butthole. Typically tasty but rough on the tongue.
“Dude, I was down there with your sister last night and found a whole bunch of Taint Tater Tots. Didn’t taste like potatoes, but I went back for seconds.”