The act of one dog waiting at the door to go out while the other dog waits at the other side of the same door to come in.
by orangehouse December 13, 2010
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by Text Tards December 15, 2008
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It's a word for a group of teenagers, similar to how there are flocks of birds or schools of fish. This particular group is made up of three primary males.
1: A white male who wears way too small of glasses and is somewhat reasonable.
2. A Polish American male who is just batshit insane and somehow fascist.
3. A Mexican who dedicates his free time to liquor and making a profuse amount of napalm.
There can be more, such as:
4. A big ass Italian male who does not look Italian and has a concerning addiction to Nintendo.
5. A white Czech male who likes gun spinning his revolver around his finger, he's generally shy and like to have a trash can over his head.
6. Another white male who for some reason can't take off his shorts and is obsessed with Batman.
1: A white male who wears way too small of glasses and is somewhat reasonable.
2. A Polish American male who is just batshit insane and somehow fascist.
3. A Mexican who dedicates his free time to liquor and making a profuse amount of napalm.
There can be more, such as:
4. A big ass Italian male who does not look Italian and has a concerning addiction to Nintendo.
5. A white Czech male who likes gun spinning his revolver around his finger, he's generally shy and like to have a trash can over his head.
6. Another white male who for some reason can't take off his shorts and is obsessed with Batman.
by Worcestersh1re December 7, 2022
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Tards are fucking annoying bitcha ss
by Fig boy June 10, 2018
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The term has its origins in the club's player recruitment policy, which were widely seen as "retarded" by fans of rival cubs, and as the Melbourne team has no official mascot, the term "tard" became widely used by football fans Australia-wide.
The term stuck when the Melbourne football club's management appeared to be happy with poor on-field results.
The term has its origins in the club's player recruitment policy, which were widely seen as "retarded" by fans of rival cubs, and as the Melbourne team has no official mascot, the term "tard" became widely used by football fans Australia-wide.
The term stuck when the Melbourne football club's management appeared to be happy with poor on-field results.
Guy 1: What was the football score?
Guy 2: We beat Melbourne 4-0.
Guy 1: Ha! We whooped them tards good!
Guy 2: We beat Melbourne 4-0.
Guy 1: Ha! We whooped them tards good!
by Merrick July 16, 2008
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by keifermail September 22, 2009
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Normal people do not need flashcards to study.
Normal people do not need flashcards to study.
Viknesh: Yo i made some Anki flashcards to study for the bio test. U should do it too or else you'll fail.
Melvin: YEA AII!! I aint making no 'cards for tards' out here. Ima harverd nigga.
Melvin: YEA AII!! I aint making no 'cards for tards' out here. Ima harverd nigga.
by The Tard Shepherd May 13, 2019
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