tardfingers

A temporary ailment, resulting in typing much like that of people who shit on their keyboards and choke on their pants.

"That guy is pretty gunny."
"Wow... You've got tardfingers today. You can't type for shit."

by gide0n May 20, 2009

tarding

The act of being retarded.

Ex: Josh was so tarding over bob
Ex: Billy was tarding so bad, we left him at the mall.

by Lekana October 1, 2005

tarding out

The action of an electronic device which does not function for an extended amount of time or frequently for short periods of time. This is usually associated with computers and cellphones.

Sorry I couldn't answer back last night, my phone was tarding out on me.

I'm trying to print, but the computer keeps tarding out!

by Gainesville Greenhouse June 11, 2011

Travising

The act of one exessively lying unnecessarily

You got a car, stop travising.

by devon thomas May 18, 2006

tardling

Young and stupid

Dropped your grades again, you are such a tardling!

by deb July 29, 2003

Tariqing

Be on Twitter 24/7 and bitch about how the Shamies took out jobs and how the Muslim brotherhood is scrificing babies and virgins to get power HAHA EXDE

I've been tariqing all day and I want to punch something

by iXenophon May 31, 2018

tardking

A very large and mean retard who beats up and makes fun of all the other tards at school

The tardking just punched the tard who was eating lunch.

by Tom December 22, 2004