Tandy

When you force a girl via gunpoint to give you a handjob, and she has to use her own tears as the lube.

Bitch stop crying and give me a tandy!!!!

by T_-Hawk February 27, 2008

Tandy

An activity (often following bubble-gut inducing meals) in which a pair of friends settle themselves in adjacent stalls of a bathroom and defecate. (Abbreviated for "tandem"), a Tandy is a social connection, bringing friends closer, as the quiet environment of a bathroom is conducive to long conversations; usually outlasting the defecation itself.

Rob: Dude, Vanessa's dumplings were awesome but I think I'm gonna shit myself.

James: There is a Starbucks nearby with two stalls...a Tandy is in order.

by Bobby De Diro March 29, 2010

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Tandis

The girl that magically came into my life, I like her even though she doesn't feel the same way. But, at the end of the day, something about her makes me feel a special way.

Ryan: "Hey Tandis, how is it going.
Tandis: "Everything is going good, why"?
Ryan: (Start's catching feelings)

by RyanTheCeo November 23, 2021

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Tandy

When you try too hard and never get the girl

Or a girl who always leads someone on

"I tried way too hard to get with this chick last night, I was Tandy"

"That girl totally led me on, she was a Tandy one"

by Makesmerandysa January 29, 2019

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Someone who is livid all the time

I was stuck in traffic the other day and was being a proper "tandy"!

My mum wasnt happy about me getting arrested for drunk and disorderly, some would say she was being a "tandy"

stop being a "tandy"

by Lima delta mike June 17, 2020

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