Tampon Head

An ugly blonde who has tips that look like they have been dyed with the blood of a tampon.

"Who's that? She's ugly as hell!"
"WATCH OUT, IT'S TAMPON HEAD!"

by MMSGIRL2016 May 16, 2016

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Tampon tea

When a woman leaves her used tampon to sit in the toilet bowl and the blood releases into the water causing it to turn red.

I went to take my morning pee and what should I find other than A beautifully steeped batch of tampon tea.

by J. Monte July 10, 2018

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Tampon Voice

The voice you use while quietly asking an embarrassing question that you don't want anyone else to hear. You would use this voice if you were asking somebody for a tampon.

Shauna asked Heidi for a tampon using her Tampon Voice so Craig wouldn't hear hear.

by Lord Bromosome October 2, 2016

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Vodka Tampons

When a woman inserts a tampon soaked in vodka into her vagina to get 'high'.

"I really want to get high right now!"
"I have an idea, let's insert vodka tampons!"

by Lollipoplover May 25, 2012

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Covering a tampon in alcohol and inserting into your asshole. A form of alcohol enema, this gets you extremely drunk because the alcohol gets absorbed by your ass-veins and goes directly into your bloodstream. A less intense form of butt chugging.

"Get that liquor tampon out of your asshole and just drink like a normal person"

by Hotboxtheyurt September 28, 2014

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