lil Tampico

Some kid who makes horrible songs

Wow did you hear the new song lil Tampico made? It’s really bad and no one likes it.

by Thebestaround132 March 10, 2019

Tamzid

Nice kid, pretty cool friend, fun to be around, witty, sarcastic usually has abs but no one believes him. Slightly feminine, smart big cheeks.

"OMG that kid looks like a chipmunk with his big cheeks",
"He's such a Tamzid"

by drug_buddies_rule October 5, 2019

tampisode

the episode that is not being able to find a tampon.

I had the worst tampisode yesterday, had to fish one out of the vending machine.

by crtfdgk April 8, 2010

Tampadog

When you pretend to be asleep and take all the weenie you can

Jefe:How did you sleep last night manna?

Manna: I sleep like a champ after that tampadog!

by The shard February 17, 2022

Dick Tamping

The bizarre act seen in many porn films whereby a distinguished gentleman or gracious lady with strap-on, grips the base of the phallus and lightly taps it upon the meaty buttock-flesh of a partner presenting themselves by resting on the knees and hands (or elbows (...or face)). The most likely explanation for this phenomenon was offered by Professor Archibald Knobblyknackers of Christ College, Oxford, who theorised that the action was originally designed to test the hollowness of the awaiting bung-hole after the disastrous attempt by a disoriented Ron Jeremy to sodomise a helpless-yet-impenetrable Venus De Milo prop, which resulted in an imploded bellend and the brief resurrection of Michelangelo Batio for vengeance, who was given licence to murder twelve pigeons after a hazardous filing error and accidental double-lifing on account of the fact he wasn’t dead in the first place. Thus, dick tamping was subsequently invented as a safety precaution to ensure adequate space for a ram-passage, or to check for cockroaches or something.

‘Always precede any acts of quadrapedal intercourse with thorough dick tamping. If you are not sure whether it is safe to proceed, do not risk entry under any circumstances and contact your appointed fire official, where the offending buttocks will be taken away to be incinerated’ – the Porn Safety Handbook

by 535 October 9, 2012

Tampedo

A Tampon (used or otherwise) that has been propelled by some means, such as throwing or via a catapult.

"Oh crap, here comes a bombardment of tampedos. Look out that ones been used!"

by Frostbyte January 26, 2006

tapid

Afrikaans word for someone that is stupid/daft

“Is jy fokken tapid, doos?”
Translated would be

“Are you daft, my good sir?”

by Eh43521 April 19, 2018