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Tallahessee Squirrel

The sensual act of fervently secreting a significant number of walnuts into some tramp's chocolate starfish. Once packed tightly, place both hands on each rump and crush each cheek together to persistently excrete the now shelled walnuts into your open mouth.
Keith's walnut cracker had broken. He was sad. He found a tramp at the local bar who was willing to let him squirrel a large number of walnuts in her ass in order to get his fill of the Tallahessee Squirrel
by ivorwindybottom December 21, 2012
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Talladega Nights

The funniest movie ever made. Will Ferrell is a god as a result of this movie. Simply put, without this movie, our lives would be incomplete.
"If you don't like Talladega Nights, then fuck you."
by Padilla August 17, 2006
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talladega

1. A NASCAR Superspeedway in Talladega, AL. Built by the graft and corrupt partnership of George C. Wallace and Bill France, Sr., who served as campaign manager for Wallace's presidential bid on the independent ticket in exchange for Wallace using the state's finances and his own political power to condemn land, float government bonds, and pass constitutional amendments allowing Sunday alcohol sales, to ensure that the track was completed.

2. A Creek Indian word that means "trailer park."
"White man live in Talladega, sheriff visit nightly."
by Michael DuBose February 15, 2007
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Talladega Nights

Every NASCAR driver's life story.
by qwug August 9, 2006
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talladega slip and slide

When a person has diarrhea and shits on another's chest and slides around....
After eating prunes for dessert at the family reunion in Alabama, let's all do the Talladega slip and slide....
by DookieDan April 2, 2019
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Talladega Toe Dip

Placing the big toe into a woman's vagina being sure to only move it in a clockwise circle .
She came first when i hit her with that Talladega toe dip.
by DegaDock April 12, 2019
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talladega tackle

Using your lifted or squatted truck to run someone over. Usually will happen when someone is evading someone
Well daggum JT you should’ve seen John owen do a talladega tackle with his lifted 96 Chevy against that guy who ran from the cops
by The Zandy Man April 29, 2020
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