An awkward conversation between a teenager and their parents about sex and puberty. This is usually pointless because most people get taught about sex via the internet or social interaction with peers. They do teach sex ed at school in most places, but similarly to 'The Talk', it is usually obsolete as the students don't learn anything new.
The Talk may have become pointless because of the that parents and schools tend to wait until the teen in question Is 14-15 which is far too old as by that age they are well aware. If the society was less afraid of the social taboo surrounding sex then this would be the case., Also, the talk tends not to go into detail on the social side of sex, only the scientific standpoint.
The Talk may have become pointless because of the that parents and schools tend to wait until the teen in question Is 14-15 which is far too old as by that age they are well aware. If the society was less afraid of the social taboo surrounding sex then this would be the case., Also, the talk tends not to go into detail on the social side of sex, only the scientific standpoint.
Parents: Ahh, (son/daughter), It is time for The Talk.
Teen: They already taught me about this at school.
Parents: (a bunch of vague nonsense regarding sex with no real information.)
Teen: You didn't teach me anything there, you should have just saved yourselves the embarrassment.
Teen: They already taught me about this at school.
Parents: (a bunch of vague nonsense regarding sex with no real information.)
Teen: You didn't teach me anything there, you should have just saved yourselves the embarrassment.
by KindaKnowledgeable June 5, 2020
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Get the talk the hind legs off a donkey mug.1. (n) A conversation, normally extremely awkward and painful, between a parent and their offspring about sex. It tends to not really teach the kid anything other than DON'T talk to your parents about sex.
2. (n) a talk in which two people, generally of different sexes, discuss what they are in relation to each other, what they want from each other, and what they are going to do about it. Also awkward, embarrassing, and painful, but for different reasons.
2. (n) a talk in which two people, generally of different sexes, discuss what they are in relation to each other, what they want from each other, and what they are going to do about it. Also awkward, embarrassing, and painful, but for different reasons.
1. My dad and I had The Talk last night. He figured it was about time, since I just started dating Sarah.
2. Emerson totally wants Bianca. It's rather sad. They should have The Talk so that he can move on.
2. Emerson totally wants Bianca. It's rather sad. They should have The Talk so that he can move on.
by atadsadistic January 5, 2009
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Get the The talk mug.used to describe someone with with an amazing capacity to talk endlessly, often with few breaks or pauses and limited clarity of thought.
by Mr. Jameson September 15, 2010
Get the Talk the ears off a wooden Indian mug.1. (in white families) when parents teach their children where babies come from.
2. (in black families) when parents teach their children about racism and the criminal justice system.
2. (in black families) when parents teach their children about racism and the criminal justice system.
“I was only six when parents gave me the Talk.”
“The birds and the bees?”
“No, the badges and the bullets.”
“The birds and the bees?”
“No, the badges and the bullets.”
by Hogtrude Parker March 21, 2021
Get the The Talk mug.Shane can talk the walk but is a little bitch when it comes to actually walking it. He fucking lumps so he should stutter the walk.
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