"that taline is so awesome!"
by Matt grant October 17, 2007
Get the talinemug. A pretty girl who's very insecure. She likes to eat chicken... actually she just likes to eat a lot in general. But she's skinny af!
People don't like her cause they don't know her, but if they did.. THEYD LOVE HER! Weird, but awesome.
People don't like her cause they don't know her, but if they did.. THEYD LOVE HER! Weird, but awesome.
by fortybilliontrills September 4, 2013
Get the talinmug. by sarxlla July 11, 2021
Get the Talinemug. She is the best person to ever exist, she lives in the moment and rarely ever dwell's on the past. She is beautiful, kind, generous and amazing in general. Although she is a little sensitive, that is how you know she cares about you. She is as sarcastic as Tony Stark but as funny as the Weasley twins, she loves to prank like the Weasley twins. If you cross a line by her she will DESTROY you. She can be smart and hardworking when she wants to be. She is usually not afraid of anything. She has many talents, including singing. She can dance as well.
by Vicky.P May 12, 2021
Get the Talinemug. by Africanslave April 16, 2020
Get the Dirty Talinmug. An ancient rite of passage observed in the mountainous regions of Armenia, where "bitch ass pussy men" attempt to transform into "giga gnads" by enduring a series of brutal ball-busting sessions clad in traditional spandex loincloth.
The ritual begins at dawn, with omega males chanting ancient Armenian hymns. A village priestess, known as the "Master of Misery," usually some exasperated waifu in a pair of steel-toed stiletto heels, takes center stage. One by one, the men step forward and brace themselves for the inevitable. The kicks come fast and furious, each one accompanied by a hearty "Welcome to Armenia!" from the crowd. Some men weep. Some men keel over. Some men question every life choice that led them to this moment. But they all endure, because in Armenia, penile hemorrhages are just a sign that you’re keeping it real.
By the end of the day, the mountains echo with the sounds of groans as the men limp back to their villages, all blue-balled and clutching their bruised wangs. The ones who make it through are celebrated as heroes, their swollen testicles a badge of honor. The ones who don’t are gently carried home on their shields, because a real chad come home with your shield, or on it.
This time-honored tradition, though not for the faint-hearted, has been warmly embraced by foot fetishists around the world. It is a testament to the indomitable spirit of manhood, and the unbreakable resilience of the divine scrotum.
The ritual begins at dawn, with omega males chanting ancient Armenian hymns. A village priestess, known as the "Master of Misery," usually some exasperated waifu in a pair of steel-toed stiletto heels, takes center stage. One by one, the men step forward and brace themselves for the inevitable. The kicks come fast and furious, each one accompanied by a hearty "Welcome to Armenia!" from the crowd. Some men weep. Some men keel over. Some men question every life choice that led them to this moment. But they all endure, because in Armenia, penile hemorrhages are just a sign that you’re keeping it real.
By the end of the day, the mountains echo with the sounds of groans as the men limp back to their villages, all blue-balled and clutching their bruised wangs. The ones who make it through are celebrated as heroes, their swollen testicles a badge of honor. The ones who don’t are gently carried home on their shields, because a real chad come home with your shield, or on it.
This time-honored tradition, though not for the faint-hearted, has been warmly embraced by foot fetishists around the world. It is a testament to the indomitable spirit of manhood, and the unbreakable resilience of the divine scrotum.
Grigor got tired of being bossed around by his wife so he secretly signed up for a six-week Talin Testicular Tenacity Training course on Khan Academy.
Alexei was so fucked up by Talin Testicular Tenacity Training that he ended up in the ER.
Alexei was so fucked up by Talin Testicular Tenacity Training that he ended up in the ER.
by ShaolinDropout February 23, 2025
Get the Talin Testicular Tenacity Trainingmug. by Wil2trapstar59 November 23, 2021
Get the Talinmug.