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Tavistock

A Tavistock is derived from the old English terms of Tavi and Stock.

Tavi - meaning a smallish stannary market town full of a mix of grave dodgers, middle class social climbers with no social conscience and working class locals who think that feminism is for queers.

Stock - from the Latin meaning of St "looks nice in summer if you can see through the tourists and hear the birds above the American Tourists exclaiming their surprise that this Tavi has a shoe shop" and Ock - nice place to go before you die
Tavistock Cemetery

Tavistock Campsite

Tavistock Free for all parking, even on roundabouts

Tavistock Housewives

Tavistock Young mothers

Tavistock Old mothers with Range Rovers

Tavistock Retired Colonels

and

Tavistock Hyacinth Buckets by the Bucket

I've going to have do a Tavistock - I've given up any hope of succeeding in my chosen career, or I'm too old to care any more so I'm going to die here or kill some young people in my car
by Radio4head February 18, 2011
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tavis

A name to be fucked up by all (100% guaranteed)

a P.I.M.P. (usually true)

almost always a sweet wrestler (some exceptions apply)

a chick magnet, loved by all females (you know it)
boy - "yo that Tavis is soooooo cool"

girl - "tavis is soooo cute"
by Tavis' secret admirer October 1, 2007
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Tavish DeGroot

The real name for the Demoman from the First person shooter Team Fortress 2.
Person 1: Did you know Demo's name is Tavish DeGroot?
Person 2: Why would I know that.
Person 1: Didn't you read the comics?
by poploop345 January 27, 2021
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tavish

Gender: Masculine

Usage: Scottish
Anglicized form of Thàmhais, vocative case of TÀMHAS. Alternatively it could be taken from the Scottish surname MacTavish, Anglicized form of Mac Tàmhais, meaning "son of Thomas".

2. tavish, a quiet, thin, tall, cute boy who rules at maths and chemistry

3. a good wish, the ideal name for a boy child
1.man!.. that cute dude topped his 'O'levels at maths.. he's such an tavish!

2.man: hi my name is thomas...
boy: oh is your son tavish?

3. i tavished yesterday for my grandmum's birthday
by manaus December 25, 2007
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Tavish

A tall, cute boy, with a deep sexy voice, great in the bed if you know what I mean and has a lot of friends, if he likes you you’ll be the only one he likes. He rarely lies and when he does it’s for a good matter, he’s also funny and can make anyone laugh.
Girl 1: Damn look at that boy🤤
Girl 2: That MUST be a Tavish
by Horny girlz May 31, 2019
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Tavis

A name that quite often causes confusion for stupid people.
A person called Tavis. 'Hello my name is Tavis.'
A stupid person. 'Nice to meet you Travis.'
A person called Tavis. 'No. My name is Tavis!'
A stupid person. 'Oh, right. Sorry. Hello Thomas!'
by Tavis_orig October 4, 2006
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Tairism

Based on the man himself - Voltaire Desacada. A 'Tairism':

1. Is when a conversation is in progress, you dont know whats going on and tend to open ones mouth and say something that makes no sense and bares no relevance to the topic.

2. Also applies when the oppisite outcome of an intended situation occurs.
1. Senrok: i don't like cats, they come over for a rub then go
Taire: yeah..... its like women.......in clubs
Senrok: oh dear, there's another Tairism. GuAd. OmFg. LoL.

2. Taire: yeah i'm definately coming out tonight
Paul Moon: haven't you got work?
Taire: I'm gona tell my boss that I want to quit
**Taire enters place of work and returns**
Taire: yeah guys I can't come out and I've got overtime for tomorrow
by Maloon May 17, 2006
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