Taintier taint

When a pussy gets railed out and makes her taint stretched and wrinkly.

"I think he gave me a taintier taint when he railed me out for hours."

by Destroyer D January 12, 2022

jager tainting

The topical application of an alcohol beverage, namely jagermeister, to the soft tissues around the genitals and anus to achieve drunkenness (Stephen Colbert, 2010).

George enjoys jager tainting, not because it gets him drunk, but because the evaporating alcohol makes his soft parts tingle.

by Preteranimus June 2, 2010

tainting the olive

When two men rub their assholes up and down the each others taint.

Tim and Linus were tainting the olive for hours last night. When they awoke they were chaffing like no other.

by Flint Whirly July 20, 2009

tainticles

the sasquatchuan hairs that protrude from the taint area, often catching fresh dingleberries

My tainticles trap dingleberries like a venus flytrap.

by Junior November 26, 2004

Jager tainting

The process of trying to absorb jagermeister through ones taint, similar to vodka eyeballing

Dude, did you see john take that shot in his eyeball? No, but I saw tony Jager tainting.

by the_lord_of_the_fly's June 2, 2010

trinuitous

A word used in multiple situations, including scholarly essays to confuse teachers, with multiple meanings. Usually used as an adjective, in the extremes.

"I've got a mad crush on my trinuitous english TA."

or

"Give him Ewings tumor," Yossarian advised Doc Daneeka, who would come to Yossarian for help in handling Hungary Joe. "And follow it up with melanoma. Hungary Joe likes lingering, trinuitous diseases, but he likes the fulminating ones even more."

by Katy Grams April 24, 2008

Taincity

An extreme display of gay.

Did you see those guys making out? That was so taincity!

by KillerElite October 4, 2009