TAFT

a drug addicted, trailar park, full of incestual Rednecks

TAFT, just 5 mins away from the Orlando Airport.

by Joseph & Brain, The FAT Kids. November 16, 2003

Taft

An extrordinairily plump individual known to lynch homosexuals and wield large caliber weapons. He has been known to drive a Dodge Neon and drink the occasional 30 case of beer. Equipped with a handy chode, this righteous man's power move is the teeth breaker.

Oh shit, hide the fags, here comes taft in his neon!!!!

by Plezbo March 16, 2004

taft

A fat jolly judge that with a big waxed moustasche that greets people by saying "How do ya do!".

The taft wobbled his way to the court room

by Optomon October 31, 2003

TAFT

Acronym: Times Are Fucking Tough. In other words life sucks, deal with it.

"the boss is making me work though lunch"

"TAFT"

"true that."

by Swintronix April 20, 2009

Tafting

The act if slapping ones vagina against another person or object.

Dude, I just saw Hannah tafting the taj mahal.

by Cocksmasher April 28, 2011

TAFT

Totes Awesome For Toes .. that's all you need to know

"dude how's your ice cream"
"It's TAFT"

or

"Hey I got you this v-neck band tee just because"
"OMG you're so TAFT!"

by I'm Taft October 8, 2011

taft

the skin between a man's bunghole and ballsack

careful of my taft

by ak_surfer October 21, 2003