Tadpole vision

Altered state of mind in a man caused by lack of sex. As if the tadpoles (sperm) are backing up to behind the eyes, affecting the vision. Can make average women appear extremely attractive. In extreme cases EVERY woman seems attractive.

Dude, did you just check out my grandma's ass?

Sorry bro, I need to get laid, I've got mad tadpole vision!

by path of least resistance January 27, 2010

Tadashi Hamada

One who disappears at inappropriate times after saying they wouldn't, leaving one feeling upset.

Friend: "Aw! She didn't come to my concert! She said she would!"
You: "She friggin pulled a Tadashi Hamada....."

by LawlingEveryDay December 17, 2014

squished tadpole

When a drunk old man takes his schlong out and rams it into a window while yelling out the phrase "Squished tadpole! Squished Tadpole!" Often done while over consuming cheap and hard alcohol.

I was relaxing in my car the other day and I looked over and seen Gaylords squished Tadpole.

by Hcaz Sakraf November 29, 2006

tada

Usually the final proclamation when something is finished.

Tada!

by LarstaiT November 6, 2003

Can'tada

An imaginary country populated with people who cannot do anything.

That guy is so lazy, we should make him a citizen of Can'tada.

by JedAshbury June 9, 2020

Tadaima

"I'm Home" in Japanese

Person: "Tadaima, Okaa-san!"
(I'm home, mother!)
Mother: "Okaerinasai."
(Welcome Home.)

by tsukiyo January 1, 2009

Tanapol

Only the largest motherfucker you will ever meet. The most shredded human being seen to the human eye. Even his 20 inch cock has a six pack on it. His cock is so fat and long it can crush anything in its path. Every girl falls in love with his huge girth, but he has no time for them thots. He has been granted the nigger pass, even though he is not black, he can say it because he is so large, Currently, he is dating Ronald Liu and loves his relationship. His ass is so thick the world revolves around it. Biggest. Unit. To exist...

Wow that guy is such a tanapol

by kjdasgcias November 13, 2018