hardcore tabletopping

To have sex on a public or personal table where food may be served.

"Did you see the skid marks on the picnic table at the park?"
"My parents went hardcore tabletopping last night at the park.."
"Thas nasty."

by Anton Jacobb April 11, 2015

Chinese Tabletop

The act of a man shitting on a woman, while she is in the crab walk position, then he then beats off on the shit. After he sits down to eat it.

Dude Chinese tabletops are so much more disgusting than two girls one cup.

by Ra'':aquel May 26, 2008

Tabletop

A laptop so big you can't actually keep it on you lap because it is heavy, the battery life is shit and it becomes too hot. You have to keep it on a table or counter. Tabletops are usually ballcookers as well.

This new Alienware is a real tabletop!

by MasterofAwesome January 15, 2011

tabletop grinding

grinding in which the guy is upright and girl is bent over (creating a flat surface like a table on her back)

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by strudel and cherry pie March 11, 2011

Gettysburg Tabletopper

A sex move in which you do a girl on her back on a table. Then, when you are about to jizz, you flip the table and jizz onto the pile of table and injured girl.

Then, you yell "Sic Semper Tyrannis" and run out the door, preferably breaking you ankle as you go..

Girl: Oh my gosh! What happened to your leg?
Guy: Oh, I went on a date last night and gave my girl a Gettysburg Tabletopper.
Girl: You asshole.

by BTLighting February 22, 2011

Tabletop Ass

An ass so large and protruding, you can place a drink on top of it.

My aunt has a tabletop ass that you can set your drink right up on.

by aleja113 February 28, 2009

tablette

A miniature table

He set his copy of shark tale on the tablette, and sighed. "well, the wife and kids may be gone, but at least I still have you, shark tale."

by Nothin 27 November 22, 2018