"Did you see the skid marks on the picnic table at the park?"
"My parents went hardcore tabletopping last night at the park.."
"Thas nasty."
"My parents went hardcore tabletopping last night at the park.."
"Thas nasty."
by Anton Jacobb April 11, 2015
Get the hardcore tabletopping mug.The act of a man shitting on a woman, while she is in the crab walk position, then he then beats off on the shit. After he sits down to eat it.
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A laptop so big you can't actually keep it on you lap because it is heavy, the battery life is shit and it becomes too hot. You have to keep it on a table or counter. Tabletops are usually ballcookers as well.
by MasterofAwesome January 15, 2011
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by strudel and cherry pie March 11, 2011
Get the tabletop grinding mug.A sex move in which you do a girl on her back on a table. Then, when you are about to jizz, you flip the table and jizz onto the pile of table and injured girl.
Then, you yell "Sic Semper Tyrannis" and run out the door, preferably breaking you ankle as you go..
Then, you yell "Sic Semper Tyrannis" and run out the door, preferably breaking you ankle as you go..
Girl: Oh my gosh! What happened to your leg?
Guy: Oh, I went on a date last night and gave my girl a Gettysburg Tabletopper.
Girl: You asshole.
Guy: Oh, I went on a date last night and gave my girl a Gettysburg Tabletopper.
Girl: You asshole.
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Get the Tabletop Ass mug.He set his copy of shark tale on the tablette, and sighed. "well, the wife and kids may be gone, but at least I still have you, shark tale."
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