Taberg

A swampy , incestuous red neck breeding ground located in the woodlands of Oneida County, New York between the towns of Lee Center and Camden. TABERG is best known for providing manpower to the local unemployment roles and punchlines for any joke involving public intoxication, animal pregnancy, low intelligence or meth lab explosions. The citizens of TABERG annually mass at their "Field Days" to exchange insults, chew tobacco, drink and fight. Each year the results of the previous years alcohol induced copulations are shown off and judged. Fatherhood is determined by a lottery. Tabergers are suspicious of outsiders and will confront and attack anyone they are not related to or has a full set of natural teeth.

Billy Bob: What’s got 86 legs and 14 teeth?
Cletus: I dunno
Billy Bob: The line for the Taberg Field Days beer tent!

by boonviller September 21, 2021

Tablet Baby

(A.K.A iPad baby) A person typically in high school born post-2004, who has the attention of a goldfish. You can just tell as a child they had a tablet glued to their face. Can be used as an insult.

You can't stand still for ten seconds without the urge to look at a screen you fucking tablet baby.

(90% of competitive Fortnite players)

by pharmius February 9, 2021

tablet zombie

opt. 'mobile zombie' people with a device in hands, frozen in space, as if going somewhere, their need to respond to a new e-mail or check updates caught them by surprise.

These people can walk slowly with their tablet or mobile in hands, reminding zombies. Sometimes they hide in far cafe corners and become similar to a self-absorbed plankton, swaying on the waves.

By ignoring surroundings tablet zombies can create dangerous situations in public spaces such as subway or street. Some users say that they can do the familiar path having no problems, without looking at the road. However, this leads to many risks...

- How did you get that bruise?!
- Yesterday I went to a mall and I've slammed my forehead into a strange guy!
- Holy cow!
- Yeah, that crazy guy was keeping staring at his Samsung right before getting off from the escalator!
- It was a tablet zombie by the way
- Wow! They are here!

by digitalvocabulary.com June 12, 2014

Tabitha

Is a Really beautiful girl. So beautiful YoU have a crUsh on her. Even when she is sad, she will aways smile.

Tabitha is back in class.Yeah she is a tabitha

by randomnonamer February 6, 2019

taetzu

a ship name of Twice's Tzuyu and BTS' Taehyung (V)

Moments can be seen on youtube and they are the couple who are most likely to be real

Girl: Taetzu is here!
Fan: OTP😍

by Blackpink sucks November 5, 2019

salt tablet

A salt tablet is a cure-all, mainly in men's sports. No matter what a man's injury, a salt tablet is one of three options available to a man to cure this injury.
1. Take a salt tablet
2. Rub dirt on it
3. Tape an aspirin to it

Player: Coach i think i broke my leg!
Coach: Take a salt tablet and get back in there!

by Peetiewonder February 7, 2007

Tabea

A Tabea is a usually blonde girl from German descent. She is very fun to be around if she likes you, but if she doesn't she will pay no attention to you whatsoever. She can come across as cold or unfriendly, but when you get to know her better she will be the best thing that ever happened to you. A Tabea has a very unique mind, a great personality and she is very caring, but she will rarely ever let people get close to her. Her mesmerising eyes, contagious smile and sexy figure are just the icing of the cake. She's one of the biggest party people you will ever meet and a secret battery head, but she doesn't show it. When drunk, Tabeas declare their love to each and every person around and dance with no shame.

"You see that confident girl over there?"
"I bet she's a Tabea"

by dragon5920 January 16, 2020