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ta. bet

- noun/ adjective
1. An individual who insists on partaking in little or no activites, followed by complaining and then ultimately having an afternoon nap... followed by more complaining.
2. The act of not doing somthing, based on the belief that doing things will eventually lead to not doing things, ergo, what is the point in doing somthing in the first place.
3. Psychology . a person of the lowest order within the classification of lazy and absent of all forms of short-term motivation.
4. an individual disinclined to partake in activities due to fear of doing things.
5. slow-moving; sluggish

-verb (used without object)
6. to tabet.

circa 1990-2010; < LE tabitarios - a person of ungodly laziness, equiv. to sloth- (anthropomorphized animal was created by a tabet and squirrel fornicating).

1. Lazy, Sloth; mental-hibernation, apathetic; inert.
Amfony : Ey man whats doin today?
Chris: nothin, i rekon i'm just ganna tabet.


Gha: Come, come train?
Chris: Nah can't be fucked.
Gha: Your'e such a fucking tabet.
by sxccarol69 November 02, 2010
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The horrible moment when you realise that you have accidentally done something very slightly wrong which has very bad (usually embarassing) implications for you. This is typically the moment of realisation that you just sent a dirty text message to a close member of family, typically your mother, rather than the intended recipient.
Message: "i'm free this afternoon so come over and fuck me senseless, my parents will be out all day"
Recipient: Mum
Message Sent
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by Jimmed September 26, 2006
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A make shift hairpiece created by glueing one's own pubic hair to their head.
He was wearing another tabet today, he should really just buy a new toupee.
by TJD12485 November 12, 2009
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