TWOT

TWOT: Total Waste of Time

A fake investor who pretends he is rich so that startup his ass and stroke his ego.

TWOTs hints:
A) Linkedin/Bios that reference himself as a “Thought Leader” or “Keynote Speaker"
B) Blog/Re-Tweet links to billionaires generic advice (ie. Elon Musk, Mark Cuban etc)
C) Age 60+ with vague story on how they "made millions" in the 90's
D) Conveniently get you to buy their lunch

“That investor was a TWOT; he said he is a Billionaire but his car is an old Buick"

by KeshDaddy August 16, 2019

Twot

Okay..firstly lets get rid of all this americentrix bollocks. USA and Canada? East Coast? West Coast? All Bullshit. Twot is an old English word, in use before the American continent was settled. Yes, its just another word for Twat.

What a small world you Twots live in

by Huey Tank August 18, 2016

Twot

a female pussy

clean that twot w/ a douche

by antony November 14, 2003

Twot

The way most Canadians pronounce the slang insult, "Twat".

Veradun: That twatting spy got me!
Slytra: I'l get the Twot!
Slothability: O.o

by Veradun August 28, 2014

Twot

Someone, who without effort, makes a right proper useless waste of space of himself. Not annoying, just a useless twot.

When he died it was a relief to us all... the useless twot.

by clemstar February 27, 2009

twot

Variant of twat, someone who is twattish but not quite that bad. Also used in a similar manner to feck, that is a polite replacement that can be used in mixed company.

That Brain out of Westlife's a right twot.

by crackerwax April 3, 2003

twot

That whore over there

Look at that twot

by prettygirl500 August 9, 2016