Twat

Jeremy Clarkson is correct in thinking that Piers Morgan is a complete twat.
by leahcim99 November 03, 2013
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Twat

Being a twat is doing something idiotic, doesn't matter the scene.
One of those examples of being a twat is the YouTube channel Brave Wilderness;
doing something intentional - like purposely being stung by a bullet ant - for their job.
A friend is going to attempt to jump off of your roof onto your trampoline into the pool.
"You're being a twat."
by darkcreep1245 March 12, 2017
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anyone who uses Twitter in any capacity.
you're such a twat. no-one cares what you're doing.
by alsoknownaseric July 11, 2009
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TWAT

1) A great word to shout out.
2) A woman's vagina.
3) A blow to the face or genitalia.
4) Used by Tweety.
5) An offensive term for a person.
6) Acronym for The War Against Terrorism.
1) "You're getting right on my tits you TWAAAAAAAAT!"
2) "Nice twat there woman."
3) "You twatted me, I'll twat you back."
4) "Where's dat liddle puddy twat?"
5) "Tony Blair's a twat."
6) "TWAT is going well, don't you think?"
by Soiled Undergarment August 17, 2003
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Twatted

1. To be hit on the head by another head or occasionally a fist.
2. To be very, very drunk,
1. "...this chav tried to steal my burger so I twatted him one..."
2. "I was so twatted last night, I still can't see who I'm sleeping with..."
by soozeh February 23, 2005
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I smoked so much last night that I was twatted.
by beewtbc November 09, 2011
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by P281 April 07, 2009
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