twatcholism

When you become physically sick after going down on a girl.

"Dude, last night I went down on Carly, and I think I got a serious case of twatcholism."

by jeromius October 26, 2008

Twatclap

The resulting acoustics created when two swollen and moist ladybits forcefully and passionately collide during "scissor sister" encounters.

Mate, I didn't get a wink of sleep last night, the russian girls in the room next door were twatclapping all night long! Sounded like a one-man round of applause!

by Sickilda June 20, 2011

Twatclamp

A bloke whose behaviour leads to them never getting laid as twats literally clamp when they're around.

Did you see John on the dancefloor.... Such a twatclamp, the birds couldn't get further away from him if they tried.

by twatclamp October 13, 2016

twatchamacallit

The hole that a woman’s urine comes out of.

A woman’s urine comes from her twatchamacallit.

by Sbcb December 7, 2018

Twatular

The area pertaining to or surrounding the Twat.

Oh god my Twatular area is itching up a storm

by Mrs.Zinda August 10, 2008

twatula

The cold metal device used by a physician to enlarge a woman's vagina before a pap test.

Genevieve, you're such a twatula!

by James March 10, 2004

twatchicanics

The art of being a twat, slut, or tramp.

that women's twatchicanics will cause all of us a lot of pain.

by Sabrina Vega and Layton Smith November 9, 2011