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TW

TW- twat waffle

A verb you can say to people as an insult or a joke. Most British people use this word but its hilarious to say to other people. If you are stuck in traffic and the person be hide you is honking show them the middle finger ans say "shove it twat waffle!"
"Alex stop being a fucking twat waffle and give me my phone back!"
by mrcreepr January 23, 2018
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(Acronym for Tumble-Weed) - Derived from motion pictures and TV sitcoms where the exposure of one's social imcompetencies is met by looks of silenced despair. One may hear the fall of a pindrop or the silent howl of the wind during these painful few seconds.
(At a party which isnt exactly 'going off')
Person A:"Yeah... so how 'bout those ducatis eh?"
Person B: "Yeah...."
(Tumbleweed rolls by)
- jesus spaz
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A shorthand and more discreet way of saying "That's what she said. "
"Is that all there is to eat? "
TW.
by TWBandit January 15, 2009
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Going skateboarding is TW!
As in going skateboarding is TOTALLY WORTH doing!
TW when describing planning or doing something that's TOTALLY WORTH doing
by 6330 January 27, 2021
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Abbreviated ''Twitter Whale''. The Twitter Whale comes out when Twitter it's over capacity (When there's too much people writing).

People use the # to write it. Like '#TW'.
1. Stupid #TW!

2. I can't change my BG (backgroung) because of the #TW.

3. I hate the #TW
by Reply November 15, 2010
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TW stands for " topic writter " on most online forums.
tw, we dont want to rate your latest bathroom picture, please leave our forum.
by bigchessy September 26, 2009
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Tip-Wet...TW refers to the process of a male trying to have sex with a female. In general, he's trying to get his tip wet. Tip refering to the tip of his penis.
Jim met rachel at a party. He tried to get that TW.
by Jason Uliski October 9, 2007
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