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The Turkic Pushback

When you push back against the Germans as the Turkish Empire, with the mythical fifth research slot.
by Idk10075 August 10, 2023
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fear turkey

A rather effective method of instilling great fear in someone by constantly sending them death threats. The term was coined by Alucard from TeamFourStar's Hellsing Abridged series in one of his many death threats to the pope.
"I wanted to send you this friendly little letter to inform you of your eminent demise. If you're curious about the frequency of which I've sent these letters, is to merely instill as much fear as I can. As if basting a turkey, which I will then proceed to have sex with. THAT'S RIGHT, I'M GOING TO FUCK THE FEAR TURKEY!!!"
-Alucard (AKA TheCrimsonFuckr)
by WaluigiIsAGod January 17, 2020
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turk-a-lurk

a person at a club or other social dancing gathering who feverishly follows people he/she would like to hook up with but is often socially inept, awkward, drunk, or just plain creepy.
Jessica you better watch out, that guy over there has been watching you the whole night - he's being such a turk-a-lurk.
by EuropeanWetDream08 August 9, 2008
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Catching the Crazy Turkey

A type of sex act performed in bed. It starts with a wild turkey and ends with sex. Somewhere in between, you kill a chicken.
Ryan: You've been catching the crazy turkey over there in Lindsay's bed.
Michael: I don't know what that means.
Geoff: Never have I heard that phrase before.
Lindsay: We kind of go *Insert turkey noise* when we have sex.
Michael: God, don't tell him... What does it mean when someone "catches the crazy turkey"?
Ryan: It's wild. If you don't know, then it's too wild for you.
by Reckz December 13, 2014
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turkey taint

A cousin to the “turkey neck,” this is an even sadder part of aging in which a person’s taint sags and just hangs there like meat curtains.
Tara: I think I might go down on that old guy later and give him a “rusty trombone.”
Jennifer: Okay, but just remember— don’t choke or suffocate on his turkey taint!
by Epididymitis March 3, 2019
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She got a turkey

Philly slang used when a female has a big butt, similar to the term “wagon”
Yo you saw Bella, she got a turkey real rap!
by Straight Out The P February 28, 2020
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Türkan

A girl who is amazing, beautiful and funny, she is the best friend you can ever wish to have
Türkan is amazing
by 122nnn July 5, 2020
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