Touchdown

The act of taking a shit and jacking off with orgasm happening at the same time as the shit hits the toilet.

I just scored a touchdown in the bathroom.

touchdown

Expression often used by men when they reach an orgasm during sexual intercourse.

- "Oh yeah baby...."
-"mmmm... aaahhh... You fuck my pussy so good!!!"
-Oh my God oh my God!!! Ohh Yeah! TOUCHDOWN BABY!!!! TOUCHDOWN!!!!"

The act of ejaculating into your partner during sexual intercourse

Male: Oh yeah, not long till touchdown.

I was with this girl last night, I gave her a touchdown

The act of taking a poop, usually in the woods when camping when one digs a hole and "touchdowns" in it.

Camper 1: I'm going to go take a walk in the woods.

Camper 2: Be careful where you step, I just touchdowned over there.

Touchdown by CanoeLeader December 16, 2008

it means when you get ready to have sexual relations with a woman or man

Are you ready for me to touchdown on that ass?

touchdown by Bridget February 3, 2005

When a male ejaculates between the front gap of a womans front teeth; then procedes to slap her on the top of the head while screaming touchdown!!

The only reason I even dated her was because I got to score a touchdown!