RMIT level 5 Toilets

The toilets of RMIT where homosexuals go to have sweat bum sex.

Jim: Hey there was this random guy watching me on the RMIT level 5 Toilets the other day

Billy: DUDE they're the rmit gay toilets! dont ever go there!

by bebsybdoodle May 16, 2009

Clean Toilets

Somebody who is not afraid to get dirty in order to make money...

“He’ll do anything mate, even clean toilets...”

by Shrek710 August 9, 2019

L-Block Toilets

Top rape site at school. Many ancient and recent battles have taken place. It is common knowledge that if you or your friend walk into L-Block Toilets, then there is a 99.9% chance you will not leave alive or well. If you do survive L-Block Toilets, you will be buying new pants after what happened in there. When special forces recovered recordings from L-Block Toilets, they always seemed to have ended with the sound of some pedo saying "Benni Boi Rapey Club."

"Yo Nigga we gotta get outta L-Block Toilets before Benni Boi gets here!"

by L-Block Survivor February 25, 2020

hold your whale, the toilets broken

A nonsense expression that doesn't really mean anything. Could be used to stop someone's doing. Similar to I am your mom

Bob: Hold your whale, the toilets broken!
Joe: --What?

by Don C. Hawantme June 20, 2007

The secondary school toilets

when you walk in the school toilets and there pooooop and waz all over de walll.

Look at those people they look like the secondary school toilets.

by Soggy socks April 6, 2019

Garland’s Law of Toilets

(1) In a bathroom, the least used and cleanest toilet will be the one that the eye travels to last.

(2) The cleanest toilet will never be the stall closest to the door, nor the one furthest from it, unless it is a stall handicap.

(3) The higher in elevation, the cleaner and less used the toilet.

“Bro, I can’t find a clean bathroom on campus...”

“Dude, just follow Garland’s Law of Toilets, the cleanest one is the third stall in the fourth floor library bathroom.”

by Dr. Toilet, Ph.D March 3, 2020

L-Block Toilets

L-Block Toilets is said by some to be the definition of hell itself. Yelling can be heard from the toilet stalls as you walk into the bathroom and there is shaving cream on the ground. There are rumours that there is one man who stalks and controls L-Block Toilets.

Dude 1: Hey dude! Did you hear about the rapes in L-Block Toilets?
Dude 2: Yeah, but are you talking about yesterday or today?

by L-Block Survivor February 26, 2020