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Get your life in order, stop fucking around and get your head on straight.

Could also be to straighten or pack items that are askew.
Bob: "yo I failed the last 2 exams"
Phil: "you really gotta get your shit together"
by sixelanicolle February 3, 2015
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1) to organize something such as a stack of papers or such
present tense of

2) to get your thoughts straight; to put your mind at rest

3) to get everything ready for an event of any magnitude, be it the king of the world's birthday or your mother finishing dinner

past tense: got your shit together

future tense: get my shit together
1) When I couldn't find my homework in my messy backpack my mom told me to get my shit together.

2) That meeting really messed with my head; I gotta get my shit together.

3) Dude, the bus leaves for the track meet in ten minutes! Hurry up and get your shit together!
by Fox of the field January 17, 2007
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To have one's shit together is to be cognizant, organized, and to have a clear plan. It is the opposite of being spaced out although neither necessarily implies drug use.
Why are you always showing up to class late? Get your shit together!
by Kevin T Henerd June 22, 2008
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Don't Starve together

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Don't starve but there's more loot it's multiplayer and it has 2 extra characters (wurt, and wortox
Boi#1 Don't starve epic Boi#2 Don't starve together is better nooob
by Mobart Chud April 17, 2020
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Spak'led Together

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To put together carelessly and in a somewhat child-like manner a complicated subject both in explanation and demonstration.

To borrow notes from other, more informed authors and carelessly assemble to create what appears to be a complex demonstration of knowledge, but really comes forth in its true essence as mindless regurgitation of information (literary theft) with no real understanding or capabilities.

A careless form of plagiarism that is too transparent to succeed.
John spak'led together my lesson notes and presented it as his own because he didn't truly comprehend what he had been taught.

John spak'led together his video presentation by reading aloud the notes that his senior classmate Naman had emailed him, but in the end it was apparent he clearly didn't understand the subject at hand.
by IHaveAnEducation January 16, 2011
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got your shit together

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To facillitate the appearance of success and/or achievement.
"Mike and Jenny down the street have a new car, house and good career, they really have got their shit together."
by d-harrell October 19, 2003
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